Complain about Valentine's day here, please. Not in the happy thread. Thank you.

Tgk Feisal, general secretary of the Aceh Ulema Association (HUDA), stated that “It is haram for Muslims to observe Valentine’s Day because it does not accord with Islamic Sharia.”

...as the disciples of Andrea Dworkin angrily explain, the day is a manifestation of how capitalist and homophobic patriarchs brainwash and oppress women and push them into spheres of powerlessness.

A real Halmark Valatines Day card

"May you enjoy VD for the rest of you life"

Ah Guns...We can join me and my kids for dinner.

can one expound on the goodness and joy they feel for valentines day here? or would that be as much a faux pas as whining in the other thread?

Worst V-day ever (1998).... Found out my newest boyfriend was telling everyone at school that not only did he score with me, he also scored with my older sister.

Sorry for the tell all.

so, were you mad at your sister for shagging him? or yourself for lack of providing satisfaction and therefore he had to seek it elsewhere? I'm very confused by your post...

Hey. At least I kept my mouth shut about your two twin cousins.

My cousin Mindy shagged all three of the Fingerson brothers during high school. They were wrestlers. She had a thing for wrestlers. And they had a thing for an easy lay 'pparently.

I guess everyone was happy.

JJ before kitten scolds you this apears to be a happy post and as such shold be moved to the happy thread.

He got with neither of us. ::adjusts halo::

And, before anyone asks, no, I don't have twin cousins.

Now who are we suposed to believe some one with a halo or someone who steals hamburgers?

Seem like a simple choice.

Hamburgers are good

I don't remember any particularly bad Valentine's days, but no particularly good ones either! I do my best to ignore it, though I don't think I've been single for one since some time in early high school.

I do remember once in 4th grade, a girl put a tack on my chair when I was passing out my cards, turns out she liked me. Love was simple back in those days!

Worst... Senior year of High School. Never had a BF, but every year my older sister would send me flowers on Valentine's Day, only she forgot my Senior year! How heartbreaking!!! Poor poor me! (It's no boyfriend lying about shagging, but...)

I've never really cared for VD. Sappy people really get on my nerves. And contrived happy people make me want to go on a shootin' spree. Just thinking about all the wasted flowers on this one day is annoying. Plus the long lines at restaurants, dim lighting and putrid love-song musak do about as much for my libido as rotting fish.

BTW, I ♥ you kitten for providing an outlet for us like-minded individuals.

::Hugs Bacon::

You're welcome BaBo. I get that people don't love today. I get why. But I love it and I don't want people to poo on my favorite day.

So, that said, bring on the horror stories.

wait, now you want to limit when people can go to the bathroom? especially with the amount of chocolate that will be consumed today. Are you some kind of masochist? there is something really wrong with you...

Just do not refer to it as Hallmark day (learn from my mistake).
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