15. Helps with the removal graffiti too.

16. Freshens breath

17. Makes Tiffani more cooperative.

18. Makes a great salt substitute

Our fraud person sits near me and she's analyzing a summer sausage thing that someone brought to snack on and I hear:

"It says beef, that's from cows right? I'm kind of a meat retard" Yes, I laughed directly at her, it was funny and sad at the same time.

Its a Beef Stick right? Tell her it grew on a tree.


Here's yur sign!

My beef stick tree died during the drought from last year.

Reminds me of an old adage: If it moves and you don't want it to, use duct tape. If it doesn't move and you want it to, use WD-40.