We just had a retirement party and did a hee haw theme and here are a few of the jokes we told (remember they are corny): (Two of us talking back & forth with each other):
I went to town to see ole (insert banker’s name) at the Bank last week and he told me that after years of us scrimpin and savin, we finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for clear back in 1979.
"Did ole (insert banker’s name here) say you had enough to buy that brand new Cadillac you been lookin at?"
"NO"………. he said we had enough to buy that 1979 Cadillac".
Hey Becky Sue, me & the husband sure are successful at ranchin. We got a 40 year loan on our ranch, 7 years on our pickup, 90 days on our calves and there ain't no possible way of payin' off none of 'em."
I hear ya Donna Lou "If we didn't have a banker like ole (insert banker’s name here), me and Big Jim couldn't afford to farm and ranch."
You know Donna Lou, (insert banker’s name here) sure gave us a compliment the other day… he told us that after serious study of our loan application…. he was going to recommend us to (insert competitor bank name here)!
That was mighty nice of him Becky Sue as I think (insert your bank name here) might be runnin outta money, cuz they keep sendin' our checks back!
HOWDY-I GOT A LETTER FROM OLD (insert bankers name) THE BANKER. OLD (insert bankers name) WROTE ME THAT IF I WOULD OPEN A SAVINGS, HE WOULD GIVE ME A SET OF DISHES. BUT, HE SAID, IF I WROTE ONE MORE CHECK, HE’D GIVE ME TEN YEARS.
IF YOU WOULD LET ME BORRY $100, I COULD PAY BACK $50 RIGHT NOW.
HOWDY! OL (insert bankers name) SAID IF I COULD GET AHEAD AS FAST AS I GET BEHIND, I SHORE WOULD BE RICH.