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#1699851 - 05/15/12 03:53 PM Hee Haw Cornfield Jokes
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I am on the training committee at my bank. Our staff meetings are usually pretty lame so the other Becky and I have taken it upon ourselves to liven it up. We record ourselves doing little training skits (this year's theme is referrals) and play them to the delight of the staff. We started off with a lame skit with thought bubbles, then progressed to a Referral Intervention (like the TV show smile ), and are going to be showing a Wayne's World type skit (Wendy's World) at the June staff meeting.

Our next project is a Hee Haw skit. Do any of you have funny/lame banking jokes that I could steal borrow for the cornfield jokes? I saw this thread Banker Jokes Thread but was wondering if my BOL friends had any more?


Edited by Sci_Comply (05/15/12 03:53 PM)

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#1699855 - 05/15/12 03:59 PM Re: Hee Haw Cornfield Jokes [Re: Sci_Comply]
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Are you dressing up like the Hee Haw girls?

If so, the jokes won't matter much...
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#1699856 - 05/15/12 04:04 PM Re: Hee Haw Cornfield Jokes [Re: Sci_Comply]
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Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
Do any of you have lame jokes


this is all that Guitardude has
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#1699885 - 05/15/12 04:52 PM Re: Hee Haw Cornfield Jokes [Re: Sci_Comply]
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i'm fairly certain that any joke I know of with a corn reference would get me banned from BOL and get you fired...
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#1699888 - 05/15/12 04:57 PM Re: Hee Haw Cornfield Jokes [Re: Sci_Comply]
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Registered: 09/25/03
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We just had a retirement party and did a hee haw theme and here are a few of the jokes we told (remember they are corny): (Two of us talking back & forth with each other):

I went to town to see ole (insert banker’s name) at the Bank last week and he told me that after years of us scrimpin and savin, we finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for clear back in 1979.

"Did ole (insert banker’s name here) say you had enough to buy that brand new Cadillac you been lookin at?"

"NO"………. he said we had enough to buy that 1979 Cadillac".



Hey Becky Sue, me & the husband sure are successful at ranchin. We got a 40 year loan on our ranch, 7 years on our pickup, 90 days on our calves and there ain't no possible way of payin' off none of 'em."

I hear ya Donna Lou "If we didn't have a banker like ole (insert banker’s name here), me and Big Jim couldn't afford to farm and ranch."





You know Donna Lou, (insert banker’s name here) sure gave us a compliment the other day… he told us that after serious study of our loan application…. he was going to recommend us to (insert competitor bank name here)!

That was mighty nice of him Becky Sue as I think (insert your bank name here) might be runnin outta money, cuz they keep sendin' our checks back!

***One liners***

HOWDY-I GOT A LETTER FROM OLD (insert bankers name) THE BANKER. OLD (insert bankers name) WROTE ME THAT IF I WOULD OPEN A SAVINGS, HE WOULD GIVE ME A SET OF DISHES. BUT, HE SAID, IF I WROTE ONE MORE CHECK, HE’D GIVE ME TEN YEARS.



IF YOU WOULD LET ME BORRY $100, I COULD PAY BACK $50 RIGHT NOW.



HOWDY! OL (insert bankers name) SAID IF I COULD GET AHEAD AS FAST AS I GET BEHIND, I SHORE WOULD BE RICH.

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#1699890 - 05/15/12 04:58 PM Re: Hee Haw Cornfield Jokes [Re: HappyGilmore]
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"Let's get out of the wheat field, Mabel! We're going against the grain."

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#1699891 - 05/15/12 05:00 PM Re: Hee Haw Cornfield Jokes [Re: Sci_Comply]
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There's the one that ends, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Black. Give the frog a loan."
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