Okay, I've had the aluminum foil wrapped around my head now since September 29th - it's not exactly in the dress code! When is this invasion supposed to take place?

Well, its after the 29th, I guess we didn't get word of it here in central Texas. Maybe Mt. St. Helens is the place instead of Mexico.

Are we all still here? Or did the attack really occur and we've been assimilated by the Borg into the Matrix?

I'm not sure what to think. Of course, the bad news is that I still have to deal with Check 21!