KIDS:
As I was packing for a much needed vacation, my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Dad look at this and stuck out 2 of her little fingers."
Trying to keep her entertained I reached out and stuck her 2 fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them before rushing out of the room.
When I returned my daughter was standing on the bed with a davastating look on her face. I look at her and said, "Honey what's wrong?" She replied,"What happened to my booger?"