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#264622 - 10/29/04 02:16 PM
Funniest Campaign Bumper Stickers
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Post the funniest bumper stickers you've seen for the presidential campaign. I saw several yesterday, all on a 1968 VW bus, painted sky blue with a peace sign on the door. Imagine that!
Bush - Putting the "CON" back in "Conservative."
Bring Back Monica Lewinsky
More Trees - Less Bush
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#264623 - 10/29/04 02:54 PM
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Not a bumper sticker but.... An old country store down in southeast Georgia had two toilets sitting on their front lawn. A large sign behind them read "Remember to flush the John's on Nov 2nd!" The seat of each toilet had a phot of John Kerry on one and John Edwards on the other.
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#264624 - 10/29/04 03:03 PM
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a t-shirt - "Trim Your Bush" (with a picture of the United States graphic looking like a piece of shrubbery)
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#264625 - 10/29/04 03:11 PM
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#264627 - 10/29/04 03:31 PM
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"You can thank me for your tax cut, I voted for Bush" or "You may be a Democrat today, but someday you'll own a house" or "If you're not right, then you're just plain wrong"
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#264630 - 10/29/04 04:34 PM
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A truck had a couple of shoes that were sort of attached at the top, but dangled at the heels and they were hanging from his trailer hitch. On top of one shoe it said FLIP with JOHN below and the other shoe on top said FLOP with KERRY below.
FLIP--FLOP JOHN--KERRY
Yes, they were flip-flops!! I thought that was pretty creative.
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#264631 - 10/29/04 04:35 PM
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No Dick. No Bush. Practice Abstinence
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#264632 - 10/29/04 04:36 PM
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Somewhere in Texas a village is missing it's idiot.
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#264633 - 10/29/04 04:37 PM
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#264635 - 10/29/04 06:47 PM
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here and there
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I saw one with a pic of bush dressed up as the scare-crow that said If I only had a brain.
also Don't be hard up for Dick and Bush
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#264637 - 10/29/04 07:14 PM
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OK, I am going to try to describe this without being kicked out of here for vulgarity....... NO OFFENSE INTENDED........ The one I saw had the letters BU space SH
then under that it had space LL space IT
I had to look at it quite a while before I figured it out.
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#264638 - 10/29/04 07:19 PM
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Somewhere in Texas a village is missing it's idiot.
Somewhere in Texas or maybe elsewhere IT IS (IT'S) most assuredly missing ITS idiot, but for now the idiot is right here on BOL lying about a contraction on a made-up story about a make-believe bumper sticker.
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#264640 - 10/29/04 07:36 PM
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funny: 1 a : affording light mirth and laughter
mirth: gladness or gaiety as shown by or accompanied with laughter
Maybe it's just me, but all these "Bush is an idiot" attempted jokes just don't strike me as meeting the definitions above. They strike me more as...
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peevish: 1: querulous in temperament or mood
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#264641 - 10/29/04 07:39 PM
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well, as usual, someone has hijacked my thread. The 3 I saw were real, and I just found it humorous. Was just curious if anyone else had any to offer, but they are now just fabricating information.
One of my favorites form a prior election was when Dole/Kemp were running, and Neil Young (the aging never-sober rocker) started his Roll/Hemp campaign. I still have my t-shirt of this.
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#264642 - 10/29/04 07:52 PM
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Somewhere in Texas a village is missing it's idiot.
Somewhere in Texas or maybe elsewhere IT IS (IT'S) most assuredly missing ITS idiot, but for now the idiot is right here on BOL lying about a contraction on a made-up story about a make-believe bumper sticker.
Actually, I've seen the same bumper sticker, it's not a lie, you are just acting like you are the official grammer pulice!
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#264644 - 10/29/04 09:01 PM
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Trust me, I enjoyed mirth and laughter when I saw the one I quoted.
Your sense of humor is obviously highly developed. For example, I don't find booger or fart jokes to be that entertaining. But I'm sure they are a source of endless merriment for a refined mind such as your own.
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#264646 - 10/29/04 09:31 PM
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Somewhere in Texas a village is missing it's idiot.
Somewhere in Texas or maybe elsewhere IT IS (IT'S) most assuredly missing ITS idiot, but for now the idiot is right here on BOL lying about a contraction on a made-up story about a make-believe bumper sticker.
And your point is????
I have seen this available on bumper stickers, coffee mugs, huggers and t-shirts.
FYI, here is a link to StickerGiant.com in case you wish to purchase one of the bumper stickers for yourself: Purchase Village Idiot Bumper Sticker Unfortunately, they are sold out right now.
But good news! You can sign up to be notified when the they are available again.
Just curious, does it make you feel good to call someone a liar and be wrong about it????
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