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#264622 - 10/29/04 02:16 PM Funniest Campaign Bumper Stickers
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Post the funniest bumper stickers you've seen for the presidential campaign. I saw several yesterday, all on a 1968 VW bus, painted sky blue with a peace sign on the door. Imagine that!

Bush - Putting the "CON" back in "Conservative."

Bring Back Monica Lewinsky

More Trees - Less Bush
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#264623 - 10/29/04 02:54 PM Re: Funniest Campaign Bumper Stickers
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Not a bumper sticker but....
An old country store down in southeast Georgia had two toilets sitting on their front lawn. A large sign behind them read "Remember to flush the John's on Nov 2nd!"

The seat of each toilet had a phot of John Kerry on one and John Edwards on the other.

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#264624 - 10/29/04 03:03 PM Re: Funniest Campaign Bumper Stickers
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a t-shirt - "Trim Your Bush" (with a picture of the United States graphic looking like a piece of shrubbery)

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#264625 - 10/29/04 03:11 PM Re: Funniest Campaign Bumper Stickers
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#264626 - 10/29/04 03:16 PM Re: Funniest Campaign Bumper Stickers
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I recently saw "Save the environment- Plant a Bush back in Texas."

What makes it funny is that I still can't figure out what that bumper sticker was doing on the back of a gargantuan, gas guzzlin', air pollutin' SUV....

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#264627 - 10/29/04 03:31 PM Re: Funniest Campaign Bumper Stickers
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"You can thank me for your tax cut, I voted for Bush"
or
"You may be a Democrat today, but someday you'll own a house"
or
"If you're not right, then you're just plain wrong"

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#264628 - 10/29/04 03:38 PM Re: Funniest Campaign Bumper Stickers
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Not a bumper sticker but....
An old country store down in southeast Georgia had two toilets sitting on their front lawn. A large sign behind them read "Remember to flush the John's on Nov 2nd!"

The seat of each toilet had a phot of John Kerry on one and John Edwards on the other.




I got an email on that one quite awhile back..it was hilarious!
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#264629 - 10/29/04 03:55 PM Re: Funniest Campaign Bumper Stickers
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"Tell Frodo that Bush has the ring."

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#264630 - 10/29/04 04:34 PM Re: Funniest Campaign Bumper Stickers
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A truck had a couple of shoes that were sort of attached at the top, but dangled at the heels and they were hanging from his trailer hitch. On top of one shoe it said FLIP with JOHN below and the other shoe on top said FLOP with KERRY below.

FLIP--FLOP
JOHN--KERRY

Yes, they were flip-flops!! I thought that was pretty creative.
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#264631 - 10/29/04 04:35 PM Re: Funniest Campaign Bumper Stickers
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No Dick. No Bush. Practice Abstinence

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#264632 - 10/29/04 04:36 PM Re: Funniest Campaign Bumper Stickers
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Somewhere in Texas a village is missing it's idiot.

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#264633 - 10/29/04 04:37 PM Re: Funniest Campaign Bumper Stickers
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Too poor for a tax cut.

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#264634 - 10/29/04 05:48 PM Re: Funniest Campaign Bumper Stickers
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#264635 - 10/29/04 06:47 PM Re: Funniest Campaign Bumper Stickers
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I saw one with a pic of bush dressed up as the scare-crow that said If I only had a brain.

also Don't be hard up for Dick and Bush
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#264636 - 10/29/04 07:00 PM Re: Funniest Campaign Bumper Stickers
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I saw one with a pic of bush dressed up as the scare-crow that said If I only had a brain.




That's funny.
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#264637 - 10/29/04 07:14 PM Re: Funniest Campaign Bumper Stickers
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OK, I am going to try to describe this without being kicked out of here for vulgarity.......
NO OFFENSE INTENDED........
The one I saw had the letters BU space SH

then under that it had space LL space IT

I had to look at it quite a while before I figured it out.
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#264638 - 10/29/04 07:19 PM Re: Funniest Campaign Bumper Stickers
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Somewhere in Texas a village is missing it's idiot.




Somewhere in Texas or maybe elsewhere IT IS (IT'S) most assuredly missing ITS idiot, but for now the idiot is right here on BOL lying about a contraction on a made-up story about a make-believe bumper sticker.

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#264639 - 10/29/04 07:24 PM Re: Funniest Campaign Bumper Stickers
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Quote:

Somewhere in Texas a village is missing it's idiot.




Somewhere in Texas or maybe elsewhere IT IS (IT'S) most assuredly missing ITS idiot, but for now the idiot is right here on BOL lying about a contraction on a made-up story about a make-believe bumper sticker.




Oh spare me, you wing-nut. Go away if you can't play nice.

I saw the same expression on a bumper sticker in NJ as well, however, it used "its", not "it's".
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#264640 - 10/29/04 07:36 PM Re: Funniest Campaign Bumper Stickers
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funny: 1 a : affording light mirth and laughter

mirth: gladness or gaiety as shown by or accompanied with laughter




Maybe it's just me, but all these "Bush is an idiot" attempted jokes just don't strike me as meeting the definitions above. They strike me more as...

Quote:

peevish: 1: querulous in temperament or mood



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#264641 - 10/29/04 07:39 PM Re: Funniest Campaign Bumper Stickers
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well, as usual, someone has hijacked my thread. The 3 I saw were real, and I just found it humorous. Was just curious if anyone else had any to offer, but they are now just fabricating information.

One of my favorites form a prior election was when Dole/Kemp were running, and Neil Young (the aging never-sober rocker) started his Roll/Hemp campaign. I still have my t-shirt of this.
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#264642 - 10/29/04 07:52 PM Re: Funniest Campaign Bumper Stickers
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Quote:

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Somewhere in Texas a village is missing it's idiot.




Somewhere in Texas or maybe elsewhere IT IS (IT'S) most assuredly missing ITS idiot, but for now the idiot is right here on BOL lying about a contraction on a made-up story about a make-believe bumper sticker.



Actually, I've seen the same bumper sticker, it's not a lie, you are just acting like you are the official grammer pulice!

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#264643 - 10/29/04 08:42 PM Re: Funniest Campaign Bumper Stickers
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Quote:

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funny: 1 a : affording light mirth and laughter

mirth: gladness or gaiety as shown by or accompanied with laughter




Maybe it's just me, but all these "Bush is an idiot" attempted jokes just don't strike me as meeting the definitions above. They strike me more as...

Quote:

peevish: 1: querulous in temperament or mood







"Funny" is in the eye of the beholder. Trust me, I enjoyed mirth and laughter when I saw the one I quoted.
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#264644 - 10/29/04 09:01 PM Re: Funniest Campaign Bumper Stickers
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Trust me, I enjoyed mirth and laughter when I saw the one I quoted.




Your sense of humor is obviously highly developed. For example, I don't find booger or fart jokes to be that entertaining. But I'm sure they are a source of endless merriment for a refined mind such as your own.

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#264645 - 10/29/04 09:07 PM Re: Funniest Campaign Bumper Stickers
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Quote:

Trust me, I enjoyed mirth and laughter when I saw the one I quoted.




Your sense of humor is obviously highly developed. For example, I don't find booger or fart jokes to be that entertaining. But I'm sure they are a source of endless merriment for a refined mind such as your own.




And you use the name "Jokerman" because? If you don't find it funny, fine, don't laugh. But it isn't necessary to criticize those of us that do. I am sure there are things you find funny (anything anti Kerry) that we may not, but I would hope we would be above calling you names.

BTW, I don't find booger or fart jokes funny either.
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#264646 - 10/29/04 09:31 PM Re: Funniest Campaign Bumper Stickers
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Quote:

Quote:

Somewhere in Texas a village is missing it's idiot.




Somewhere in Texas or maybe elsewhere IT IS (IT'S) most assuredly missing ITS idiot, but for now the idiot is right here on BOL lying about a contraction on a made-up story about a make-believe bumper sticker.




And your point is????

I have seen this available on bumper stickers, coffee mugs, huggers and t-shirts.

FYI, here is a link to StickerGiant.com in case you wish to purchase one of the bumper stickers for yourself: Purchase Village Idiot Bumper Sticker Unfortunately, they are sold out right now.

But good news! You can sign up to be notified when the they are available again.

Just curious, does it make you feel good to call someone a liar and be wrong about it????

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