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#274840 - 11/13/04 10:52 PM Ode To The Left Be-Heinz
Fraudman CFCI Offline
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>"Ode to the Left Be-Heinz"
>by Tom Graffagnino
>
When polls were closed,
>We all supposed
>It couldn't be much closer!
>Now Libs are torn,
>Downcast...Forlorn,
>And Soros is moroser!
>The votes were cast,
>And now at last
>The counting could begin.
>Monsieur LaMoore
>Was very sure
>His flick would do George in.
>But now instead,
>The states are Red,
>And Hollywood is Blue.
>Ben Affleck's mad,
>Sarandon's sad,
>And Whoopi's come unglued!
>Begala whines,
>The Left Be-Heinz,
>"The Boss" just wonders..."HOW!?"
>James Carville pouts,
>O'Donnell shouts...
>No time to Ketchup now!
>The Kerry Crowd
>Was brash and loud;
>The cool and hip were pumped!
>In Franken-Land
>They took their stand...
>"War Hero" John's been dumped.
>
>
>At CBS?
>Lord, what a mess!
>Dan Rather wears a frown.
>He's quite distressed...
>Some say depressed.
>Poor Dan,
>He's goin' down.
>There's "Hardball" Chris,
>Who loved to kiss
>The rear of liberal guests...
>Convention night
>Ol' Zell was right...
>To that we may attest.
>At CNN
>It's sinkin' in...
>Oh my! They're all in shock!
>"Ohio's RED!"
>John Kerry's Dead!"
>"By George! We've been out-Foxed!"
>

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#274841 - 11/13/04 11:17 PM Re: Ode To The Left Be-Heinz
TrueBlueBanker Offline
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Joined: Jun 2004
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The election is OVER....let it go!!!!!

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