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#278376 - 11/22/04 04:52 PM A couple of cheesy Monday jokes
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"



Three guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducked.
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#278377 - 11/22/04 04:53 PM Re: A couple of cheesy Monday jokes
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#278378 - 11/22/04 06:49 PM Re: A couple of cheesy Monday jokes
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With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went unnoticed.

Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "the Hokey Pokey," died peacefully at age 93.

The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in.

And then the trouble started.
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#278379 - 11/22/04 07:08 PM Re: A couple of cheesy Monday jokes
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Now that's funny Califgirl!

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#278380 - 11/22/04 07:52 PM Re: A couple of cheesy Monday jokes
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But did they ever determine if, in fact, the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?
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#278381 - 11/22/04 07:58 PM Re: A couple of cheesy Monday jokes
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Yup - they did.
And it is.
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#278382 - 11/22/04 08:04 PM Re: A couple of cheesy Monday jokes
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LOL! Thanks for disrupting my hum drum day with a true LOL!

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#278383 - 11/22/04 08:26 PM Re: A couple of cheesy Monday jokes
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I almost got a t-shirt for my son once that said 'What if the Hokey Pokey Really Is What It's All About'.
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#278384 - 11/22/04 08:26 PM Re: A couple of cheesy Monday jokes
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The following Christmas carols were written by the same folks who write your banking regulations. Can you figure out the original titles?

1. Move Hither The Entire Assembly Of Those Who Are Loyal In Their Belief

2. Embellish Interior Passageways

3. Vertically Challenged Adolescent Percussionist

4. First Person Singular Experiencing An Hallucinatory Phenomenon Of A Natal Celebration Devoid Of Color

5. Soundless Nocturnal Period

6. Majestic Triplet Referred To In The First Person Plural

7. The Yuletide Occurance Preceding All Others

8. Precious Metal Musical Devices

9. Omnipotent Supreme Being Elicit Respite To Ecstatic Distinguished Males

10. Caribou With Vermillion Olfactory Appendage

11. Allow Crystalline Formations To Descend

12. Jovial Yuletide Desired For The Second Person Singular Or Plural By The First Person Plural

13. Commence Auditory Reception The Announcing Cherubs Vocalize

14. Kris Kringle Will Be Arriving In The City In The Not Too Distant Future

15. Bipedal Traveling Through An Amazing Acreage During The Period Between December 21st And March 21st In The Northern Hemisphere

16. Its Arrival Occurred At Twelve O'Clock During A Clement Nocturnal Period

17. Exclamatory Remark Concerning A Diminutive Municipality In Judea Southwest Of Jerusalem










Answers:

1. O Come All Ye Faithful
2. Deck The Halls
3. The Little Drummer Boy
4. I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas
5. Silent Night
6. We Three Kings
7. The First Noel
8. Silver Bells
9. God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
10. Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
11. Let It Snow
12. We Wish You A Merry Christmas
13. Hark! The Herald Angels Sing
14. Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
15. Walking In A Winter Wonderland
16. It Came Upon A Midnight Clear
17. O Little Town Of Bethlehem

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#278385 - 11/23/04 08:03 AM Re: A couple of cheesy Monday jokes
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Compliance Officer's version of Disclosure simplification (after a few too many eggnogs....)

Annual Percentage Rate = THIS LOAN'S GONNA COST YOU!!!!

Annual Percentage Yield = ALL OF US WERE HAPPIER WHEN WE GAVE AWAY TOASTERS EVEN THOUGH THE RATE S-CKED, BUT NOW WE'D HAVE TO GIVE YOU A 1099 TO BOOT AND THAT PRETTY MUCH KILLED THE PARTY.

GLBA/FACTA/SB-1 PRIVACY NOTICE = IF YOU THINK THIS LITTLE PIECE OF PAPER IS GOING TO PROTECT THE KIND OF PRIVACY THAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO YOU, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MY LIL' FRIEND HERE....BSA.

Peas on Earth and Goodwill donations....
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#278386 - 11/23/04 01:20 PM Re: A couple of cheesy Monday jokes
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Why did the Pilgrims pants keep falling down?






They wore their belt buckles on their hats.
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#278387 - 11/23/04 01:27 PM Re: A couple of cheesy Monday jokes
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what do you call cheese that isn't yours?



na-cho cheese

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#278388 - 11/23/04 02:49 PM Re: A couple of cheesy Monday jokes
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#278389 - 11/23/04 03:07 PM Re: A couple of cheesy Monday jokes
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That's just too funny! I had neighbors similar to this once. They vacuumed at 11:00 at night and also had a rowing machine they would use late at night.
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