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#279363 - 11/24/04 03:19 PM Friday (on a Wed) Joke!
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This is one you can tell at the adult table tomorrow. Don't worry, Grandma won't be offended.

A man walks into a barber shop and asks, “How long is the wait?” The barber says, “Oh, about 2 hours.” The man walks out.

The next week, the same man walks in and asks, “How long is the wait?” The barber says, “About 2 hours.” The man leaves.

The 3rd week, the man walks in again and asks, “How long is the wait?” The barber says, “Only about an hour today.” The man leaves.

The 4th week, the man walks in and asks, “How long is the wait?” The barber replies, “I’m sorry man, but it’s about 2 hours today.” The man leaves.

Out of curiosity, the barber sends a friend of his out to follow the man. When the friend comes back, the barber asks, “Did you see where he went.” Laughing, the friend replies, “Yeah, I saw him.”

“So where did he go?” asks the barber.

The friend replies, “He went to your house!”
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#279364 - 11/24/04 03:26 PM Re: Friday (on a Wed) Joke!
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nice one.
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#279365 - 11/24/04 03:27 PM Re: Friday (on a Wed) Joke!
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Is that from FHM? I read that somewhere and I think it was this months issue.

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#279366 - 11/24/04 03:44 PM Re: Friday (on a Wed) Joke!
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Wouldn't surprise me. I heard it on the radio this morning.
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#279367 - 11/24/04 04:00 PM Re: Friday (on a Wed) Joke!
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I thought it was funny, but I don't think my 88 year old granny would get it!
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#279368 - 11/24/04 04:42 PM Re: Friday (on a Wed) Joke!
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I don't get it.
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#279369 - 11/24/04 04:44 PM Re: Friday (on a Wed) Joke!
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Now THAT's funny
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#279370 - 11/24/04 04:46 PM Re: Friday (on a Wed) Joke!
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Seriously? You don't get it?

Devilicious - You never know. Granny may love it!
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#279371 - 11/24/04 05:07 PM Re: Friday (on a Wed) Joke!
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Either I don't get it, or it's not funny to me...
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#279372 - 11/24/04 05:09 PM Re: Friday (on a Wed) Joke!
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Hello....The dude was sleeping with the barber's wife! It's a greate joke.

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#279373 - 11/24/04 05:11 PM Re: Friday (on a Wed) Joke!
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Well, humor is subjective. If I have to explain it, it won't be funny.

Think about this. Why does the man want to know how long the barber will be occupied? Why would he visit the barber's house when he isn't there?
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#279374 - 11/24/04 05:12 PM Re: Friday (on a Wed) Joke!
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Well, annon beat me to it.
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#279375 - 11/24/04 05:19 PM Re: Friday (on a Wed) Joke!
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This is assuming of course that we knew the barber was married...
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#279376 - 11/24/04 05:26 PM Re: Friday (on a Wed) Joke!
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Quote:

This is assuming of course that we knew the barber was married...




Someone Else...you are taking this joke way tooooooooo deep!

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#279377 - 11/24/04 05:26 PM Re: Friday (on a Wed) Joke!
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You know what happens when you assume things...

That's the fun of the joke. You really don't know. What else could he be doing? Just like the number of licks it takes to get to the center of the tootsie roll pop - "The world will never know."
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#279378 - 11/24/04 05:31 PM Re: Friday (on a Wed) Joke!
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You must understand...FACTA has sapped my sense of humor. Perhaps it will return once the final rules have been written and I can sleep again at night...
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#279379 - 11/24/04 05:36 PM Re: Friday (on a Wed) Joke!
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I feel your pain. That's why ya gotta hang out in here every now and then. Sit down. Take a load off. Relax a minute. Now close your eyes. You are getting sleepy. Very sleepy...
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#279380 - 11/24/04 05:38 PM Re: Friday (on a Wed) Joke!
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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#279381 - 11/24/04 10:54 PM Re: Friday (on a Wed) Joke!
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Quick, wake up. It is almost five. While we know the boss left an hour ago, your husband/wife/mother/etc. called and wants you to stop on the way home for a minute to get something needed for tomorrows dinner. Here are the 5 pages of items that you and 500 others all want, right now, because there are only 10 left.
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#279382 - 11/24/04 11:05 PM Re: Friday (on a Wed) Joke!
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(waking up) Hunh!?! What!?! Oh, I'm sorry must have been the triptophan kicking in. Andy, have you been reading my list?
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