>Groaners
>Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.
>The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
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>A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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>A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."
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>Two cannibals are eating a clown.
>One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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>"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'."
>"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
>"Is it common" asks the patient.
>Doctor says, "It's not unusual."
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>An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
>The kids were nothing to look at either.
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>A man takes his Rottwieler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?"
>"Well," says the vet , "let's have a look at him."
>So he picks up the dog and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
>Finally, he says, "I am going to have to put him down."
>"What? Because he is cross-eyed?" exclaims the dog's owner.
>"No. Because he is heavy."
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>I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
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>I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf.
>He said, "No, the steaks are too high."

Those are good. I have already forwarded to my baby boomer siblings to brighten their day.

Those are L O L really Loud groaners!!
The funniest thing I heard in a long time!!

As a Tom Jones fan, I love that one!