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#290967 - 12/20/04 06:57 PM Monady Humor - Choosing a New Pope
Fraudman CFCI Offline
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Stockton, California produced two Catholic boys, Timothy Murphy and
Antonio
>Sicola, whose lives parallel each other in amazing ways. Timothy's
>parents
>were born in Ireland, Antonio's family were born in Italy. The two
boys
>were born on the same day in Stockton, California and faithfully they
>attended Stockton's parochial school from kindergarten through their
senior
>year in high school.
>
>They took their vows to enter the priesthood early in college and,
>upon graduation, became priests.
>
>Their careers had come to amaze the world, but it was generally
>acknowledged that Antonio Sicola was just a cut above Timothy Murphy
in
>all respects.
>
>Their rise through the ranks of Bishop, Archbishop and finally
>Cardinal was swift to say the least, and the Catholic world knew that
when
>our present Pope died, it would be one of these two native Stockton,
>California men who would become the next Pope.
>
>In time the Pope did die, and the College of Cardinals went to work.
>In less time than anyone had expected, white smoke rose from the
chimney
>and the world waited to see whom they had chosen.
>
>The world, Catholic, Protestant and secular, was surprised to learn
>that Timothy Murphy had been elected Pope!!
>
>Antonio Sicola was beyond surprise. He was devastated, because even
>with all of Timothy's gifts, and coming from Stockton, Antonio knew he
was
>the better qualified.
>
>With gall that shocked the Cardinals, Antonio Sicola asked for a
>private session with them in which he candidly asked, "Why Timothy?"
>
>After a long silence, an old Cardinal took pity on the bewildered man
>and rose to reply. "We knew you were the better of the two, but we
just
>could not bear the thought of the leader of the Roman Catholic Church
>being called Pope Sicola."

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#290968 - 12/20/04 07:58 PM Re: Monady Humor - Choosing a New Pope
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#290969 - 12/20/04 08:04 PM Re: Monady Humor - Choosing a New Pope
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Monady? Is that in Ireland?
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#290970 - 12/21/04 01:45 AM Re: Monady Humor - Choosing a New Pope
Fraudman CFCI Offline
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Actually, it must be Stockton lol! We need spell check here for those of us whose fingers walk faster than our brains!

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