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Napa Valley vintners, who are famous *for Pinot Blanc and Pinot Grigio, have
come up with a hybrid grape that is anti-diuretic. It is perfect for the
elderly, as it reduces night time trips to the bathroom. It will be
marketed as.......Pinot More.

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Thanks for the chuckle first thing after the holiday weekend.

Had to read it a 2nd time before I got it (remember, P says I am witless) but I'm still laughing...