Crack Found on Governor's Daughter.

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says.

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers.

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms!

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope.

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over.

Miners Refuse to Work after Death.

War Dims Hope for Peace.

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May
Last Awhile.

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges.

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge.

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger
Test Group.

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft.

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half.

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors.

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds
Dead.

Police Chief says "when we find prostitutes on
our streets, we stay on top of them".

These are hilarious!

(or do we have to post with words?? )

USC...TBB here!

These are a hoot! LORL and LMAO too funny!!!!!

I like the one about the debris around Uranus!!! Any joke with Uranis in it is funny!

By the way TBB....this is good reading for Teller School when they need a break! Like the dumb criminals!

I agree! Uranus.... ....I have already printed them!