Gentle Posters,
It appears the Phantom of BOL was not a good idea. I apologize if I upset anyone. That was certainly not my intent. Chalk it up to a warped sense of humor, if you must have a reason. (BTW, I am not the recently banished poster who will remain nameless.)
With this post, the Phantom of BOL has retired and will exit, stage left.
Sincerely,
The (former) Phantom of BOL