"I like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential."

you aren't in Kansas anymore ToTo...

Yes, I believe that would be some kind of finance charge violation.

dude, I think i see your point about vending machine food, but you have to get the food from the top of the machine, as it falls it would expend more rest energy according to Einstein's relativity theory...of course you would have to eat the food while it was falling, and to get the maximum energy it could fall into a black hole(a spinning black hole would be even better) at the bottom of the machine.