G'Day, Mate!

A would-be bank robber in Brisbane, Australia must have thought he'd stumbled on Crocodile Dundee's relatives. After holding up the teller, he took the money and tried to leave the bank. He was promptly tackled by two of the customers. He rolled around, fighting them, and lost all the money and his weapon in the melee before he finally managed to get free and run away.

Police arrested the battered and bruised man a short time later. He was identified by his satisfied assailants.

Copyright © 2005 Bankers' Hotline. Originally appeared in Bankers' Hotline, Vol. 15, No. 6, 7/05