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#1006037 - 07/28/08 04:23 PM
GWB Library to open in 2009
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The GWB Library to Open in 2009 The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. The Library will include: The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out. The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find. The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling. The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy. The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet. The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour. The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location,complete with shotgun gallery. The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty. The Supreme Court's Gift Shop, where you can buy an election. The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators. The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws. The museum will also have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments.
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#1006054 - 07/28/08 04:34 PM
Re: GWB Library to open in 2009
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Thought you would want to know!
The GWB Library to Open in 2009 The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. The Library will include: The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction. Hopefully this exhibit will provoke an enlightening intellectual discussion of the respective responsibilities of local and federal government, and perhaps compare and contrast the responses to disasters in New Orleans, and everywhere else but New Orleans. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything. Those shameless Bushies - no compunction at all about ripping off the Susan McDougal display at the William Jefferson Clinton Presidential Library and Massage Parlor. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up. Made possible by documents on loan from the personal collection of Daniel Irvin "Dan" Rather, Jr.
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#1006056 - 07/28/08 04:35 PM
Re: GWB Library to open in 2009
kitten
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have you visited the one in Little Rock?
you two would enjoy the replica of the oral office
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#1006058 - 07/28/08 04:36 PM
Re: GWB Library to open in 2009
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#1006059 - 07/28/08 04:36 PM
Re: GWB Library to open in 2009
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Lighten up, J-man, it was a joke... If it had Clinton's name on it, I would bet that you wouldn't be offended.
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#1006069 - 07/28/08 04:38 PM
Re: GWB Library to open in 2009
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Lighten up, J-man, it was a joke... If it had Clinton's name on it, I would bet that you wouldn't be offended. Lighten up, DQ - it was a few jokes in response to yours...if I had just piled on with a "yeah, give 'em [censored], DQ!" I would bet that you wouldn't have told me to lighten up.
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#1006072 - 07/28/08 04:39 PM
Re: GWB Library to open in 2009
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you women are so cranky!!!!
where is the offense noted?
you better lighten up so i don't have to come over there and slap the back of your thigh!!!
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#1006078 - 07/28/08 04:41 PM
Re: GWB Library to open in 2009
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j-man: you suck! DQ: no you suck! Pale: i just wanna spank the ladies! bb: where's my belt buckle? kitten: TE: moo!
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#1006089 - 07/28/08 04:43 PM
Re: GWB Library to open in 2009
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baloney! she is still well, never mind!
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#1006111 - 07/28/08 04:56 PM
Re: GWB Library to open in 2009
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j-man: you suck! DQ: no you suck! Pale: i just wanna spank the ladies! bb: where's my belt buckle? kitten: TE: moo! AMLB: So, is this a library or a museum? Because both are indicted. DQ: Go fly a kite. Pale: Don't make me spank you, little lady.
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#1006149 - 07/28/08 05:15 PM
Re: GWB Library to open in 2009
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I'm sure your cats were happy to have you home.
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#1006167 - 07/28/08 05:23 PM
Re: GWB Library to open in 2009
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They were, thank you...
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