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#1014538 - 08/07/08 01:48 PM
Zombie Rhymes
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Q: What do zombies like to eat?
A: BRAAAAAAAAAAINS.
Q: What do vegetarian zombies like to eat?
A: GRAAAAAAAAAAINS.
Q: What do vegetarian zombies eat when they’re on vacation in Jamaica?
A: PLANTAAAAAAAINS.
Q: What is the favorite city of Illinois zombies?
A: DES PLAAAAAAINES.
Q: What are zombies’ favorite scale model entertainment?
A: MODEL TRAAAAAINS. Linkage
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#1014544 - 08/07/08 01:52 PM
Re: Zombie Rhymes
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I was just talking to someone about voodoo bugs, how appropo...
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#1014614 - 08/07/08 02:48 PM
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That's funny, PR. I was just practicing voodoo.
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#1014618 - 08/07/08 02:50 PM
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That's funny, PR. I was just practicing voodoo.
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#1014624 - 08/07/08 02:54 PM
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I was behind a voodoo princess in traffic yesterday, at least that's what her bumper sticker said...
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#1014632 - 08/07/08 03:01 PM
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♪ All you zombies hide your faces
All you people in the street
All you sittin' in high places
The pieces gonna fall on you ♪
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No, I didn't lose my mind. It got scared and ran away.
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#1014639 - 08/07/08 03:06 PM
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♪ I got a little gris-gris, I put in a bag,
Went to see Mama-Louis, I wanted you so bad,
She said, "You can have the woman, but you better be sure,
This time the disease might be sweeter than the cure".
She made a little ve-ve with the sign of a snake,
Made a love potion for me to take,
Alligator teeth and the Devil's Shoestring,
Then me and Mama-Louis sat down and we sing.
LEAD ON BIG MOON I'LL CROSS THAT RIVER,
HEAT AND DARKNESS ON THE OTHER SIDE,
LEAD ON BIG MOON I'LL CROSS THAT RIVER,
I'LL BE YOUR ZOMBIE,
YOU WILL BE MY BRIDE. ♪
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#1014687 - 08/07/08 03:22 PM
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God has a channel now?
I didn't know this.....
will have to contact my local cable TV company.....
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#1014706 - 08/07/08 03:32 PM
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God has a channel now? I didn't know this..... will have to contact my local cable TV company..... It's internet only, Pale. It's where you go to watch the Lakeland "Revival" freak show.
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#1014711 - 08/07/08 03:35 PM
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'Lil Freak!
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♪ All you zombies hide your faces
All you people in the street
All you sittin' in high places
The pieces gonna fall on you ♪ Wow, you don't see many quotations from songs by the Hooters very often. 
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#1014733 - 08/07/08 03:47 PM
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God has a channel now? I didn't know this..... will have to contact my local cable TV company..... It's internet only, Pale. It's where you go to watch the Lakeland "Revival" freak show. ok, gotcha... is that the guy with the sleeve tats from Canada?
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#1014841 - 08/07/08 04:37 PM
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is that the guy with the sleeve tats from Canada? Yes. The "preacher" who knees stage 4 colon cancer patients in the abdomen and kicks old ladies in the face to heal them. The guy who claims multiple people have been raised from the dead under his ministry and promises -- but never delivers -- medical proof of these claims. The guy, who after being featured on a national news program, decided it was time to leave Florida and head for Europe. The guy who's theology is delivered to him by angels. That's the guy.
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