Neophyte Comes to work on time. Leaves a little early. Takes long lunches off-site. Majority of life still is outside work. Has no real responsibility. Happy to do any task. Cannot believe he is getting paid so much to talk to college buddies on the phone and surf the internet.

Management Tells other people what to do. Loves the power. Has to continually prove worthiness to managers up the food chain. Always works late to do the real work that can't be done during the day. Has five times as many business outfits as friends.
Opinions expressed are mine and not necessarily that of my employer.