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#913927 - 03/03/08 07:39 PM
Re: A Question....
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its just half sadie, neither full or empty
Where is that greener grass on the other side of the hill?
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#913933 - 03/03/08 07:40 PM
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Usually near the septic tank.
Do you seek out the person in the office who has chip breath to find out what chips they ate?
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#914007 - 03/03/08 09:00 PM
Re: A Question....
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I usually don't get that close to them (not a close talker). If they've been eating Corn Nuts, however, you can usually tell a mile away and don't need to smell their breath.
If someone opened your cooler at the next company picnic, would they discover that your 20 oz. Pepsi bottles were laced with whiskey even though there is no alcohol permitted in the county parks, but that’s the reason you appear to be having a great time at the picnic even though you are obligated to attend because you’ve been on the picnic committee year after year, and the only way to get off the committee is to quit employment or die?
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#914013 - 03/03/08 09:08 PM
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No, I live in New orleans... they wouldnt find a pepsi bottle, only a bottle of maker's mark and lots of ice(its illegal not to dirnk in parish parks  Why do I put money into the market just before it takes another big dive?
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#914017 - 03/03/08 09:12 PM
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You, my friend, are the perfect real time leading indicator!
Do you buy into the concept of dollar cost averaging, and keep investing anyway?
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#914018 - 03/03/08 09:12 PM
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Because you're just like everyone else.
Why do we give good advice, but make questionable decisions ourselves?
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#914051 - 03/03/08 09:30 PM
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Dollar cost averaging: You bet! Invest now while everything is on sale!
Maybe the reason we make questionable decisions ourselves is because we are also giving really sheety advice.
Have you ever looked up your nostrils and thought, “Gee, that’s not pretty in there”?
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#914057 - 03/03/08 09:33 PM
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No but I've had a whole bunch of doctors do that in my life!
Are you ready for a mid-afternoon snack??
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#914061 - 03/03/08 09:34 PM
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indeed Lil", but how would you like to be a proctologist?
Do we really need another hole in our head?
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#914065 - 03/03/08 09:36 PM
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You can never have too many holes.
Have you ever started you day off with bloody marys and progressed to cape cods and realized at 7 p.m. that you couldn't stand up to use the toilet and instead just crawled next to the toilet and hoped you didn't miss?
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#914081 - 03/03/08 09:49 PM
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if by weird, you mean sucked azz, then yes. why do people insist on discussing something they are reviewing as they review it?
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#914086 - 03/03/08 09:55 PM
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Because they don't fully understand what they're reviewing and think that by talking it out they appear intelligent and well informed (but we really know that they're just a tool).
Aren't buffalo wings just the best!
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#914111 - 03/03/08 10:18 PM
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See post 913682 @ 11:31 today.
Ever been hurrying up the stairs and not paying attention to the fact that you had finally reached the top landing, but you still take that one big step up the imaginary stair, and then you nearly fall flat on your face when it’s not there? (Uh…I meant to do that).
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#914113 - 03/03/08 10:19 PM
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I'm exploring the lines of gender, and BaconBoy was placing too much emphasis on the male part of the equation.
Why are all these plastic pigs looking at me?!?!
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#914115 - 03/03/08 10:21 PM
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plastic, what about the keychains I sent you?
are pigs cute?
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#914119 - 03/03/08 10:23 PM
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Most definately, they are.
(And it's the keychains you sent me, plus a pig pen with a face that's the cap/)
Have you ever drank so much water you didn't think you'd make it to the 12th floor before your bladder burst?
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#914122 - 03/03/08 10:26 PM
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oh yeah, thats why us oldies gotta wear the depends. You just never know when you are gonna go tinkle - how embarrasing!!!!!
why does alcohol dehydrate you?
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#914123 - 03/03/08 10:27 PM
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That explains the big wet spot outside the elevator…
If I were to become a zombie, would I still have to wear glasses?
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#914126 - 03/03/08 10:29 PM
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Most definately, they are.
(And it's the keychains you sent me, plus a pig pen with a face that's the cap/)
Have you ever drank so much water you didn't think you'd make it to the 12th floor before your bladder burst? HAHAHA!!!!! Pig Pen... I GET IT!!!!!!!! ROOOFL!!! nope... never been to the 12th floor  WHy am I so dense?
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#914130 - 03/03/08 10:31 PM
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If you'd peel that skin off...you wouldn't be. 
How much longer will this thread last?
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#914131 - 03/03/08 10:32 PM
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As long as it takes....
Will you "peel" this off for me?
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