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#1047157 - 09/22/08 05:10 PM Creative Excuses
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Creative Excuses for being late or absent

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#1047167 - 09/22/08 05:20 PM Re: Creative Excuses East Texas
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Directly from a staff member today:

I'm having intestinal issues.......Oh, and it's foggy today.
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#1047169 - 09/22/08 05:21 PM Re: Creative Excuses BowlingQueen
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Originally Posted By: BowlingQueen
I'm having intestinal issues.......


TMI!!!
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#1047177 - 09/22/08 05:27 PM Re: Creative Excuses East Texas
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#1047192 - 09/22/08 05:37 PM Re: Creative Excuses DeeQ
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I would have made it on time this morning, but I had a zipper situation which caused much pain and delay in my leaving the house.
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#1047197 - 09/22/08 05:41 PM Re: Creative Excuses Bacon Boy
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#1047201 - 09/22/08 05:43 PM Re: Creative Excuses Bacon Boy
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Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
I would have made it on time this morning, but I had a zipper situation which caused much pain and delay in my leaving the house.



Frank and Beans!
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#1047203 - 09/22/08 05:44 PM Re: Creative Excuses ~Special K~
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two words: explosive diarrhea
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#1047212 - 09/22/08 05:48 PM Re: Creative Excuses Peepers
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I had to call in sick because there was no way I could crawl out from under my hangover today. However, I promptly resumed drinking shortly after I called off.
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#1047413 - 09/22/08 07:33 PM Re: Creative Excuses East Texas
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I resemble that remark ET!!

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#1047414 - 09/22/08 07:34 PM Re: Creative Excuses GerryLover71
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Not the sound of a guilty conscience, is it Kermie?
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#1047415 - 09/22/08 07:35 PM Re: Creative Excuses East Texas
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#1047420 - 09/22/08 07:37 PM Re: Creative Excuses GerryLover71
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The absolute funniest excuse I've ever heard comes from a good buddy of mine. He had a male subordinate tell him one time that he couldn't come to work because (I am not making this up):

"My thing hurts."

That's now the excuse my buddies and I give each other when we can't make a get together for some reason. It always gets a laugh.

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#1047422 - 09/22/08 07:39 PM Re: Creative Excuses buggs
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#1047442 - 09/22/08 07:53 PM Re: Creative Excuses BowlingQueen
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What "thing"?
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#1047477 - 09/22/08 08:10 PM Re: Creative Excuses Bacon Boy
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Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
What "thing"?


now stop it son! people are going to get the idea you got no sex ed at home!
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#1047480 - 09/22/08 08:11 PM Re: Creative Excuses Pale Rider
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#1047481 - 09/22/08 08:12 PM Re: Creative Excuses Pale Rider
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Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
What "thing"?


sex ed



Is he one of the New Posters on here???
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#1047485 - 09/22/08 08:15 PM Re: Creative Excuses Pale Rider
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Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
What "thing"?


now stop it son! people are going to get the idea you got no sex ed at home!




I wasn't thinking *that* way.

<---proof abstinence only isn't always effective.
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#1047566 - 09/22/08 09:07 PM Re: Creative Excuses Bacon Boy
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Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
What "thing"?


now stop it son! people are going to get the idea you got no sex ed at home!




I wasn't thinking *that* way.

<---proof abstinence only isn't always effective.


So, you think you were the "Immaculate Conception"?
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#1047572 - 09/22/08 09:14 PM Re: Creative Excuses Bimmer
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Originally Posted By: Bimmer
Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
What "thing"?


sex ed



Is he one of the New Posters on here???


No he was banned!

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