Stewie: For the love of God, shake me! Shake me like a British nanny!

'When I asked what you wanted for your birthday you said 'A CAT scan'. City Slickers

"I think everyone who has good taste will like it." - Designer Kenley (speaking about her own collection on Project Runway)

"That's one huge noggin. It's like sputnik...round, but quite pointy in parts."

Anything from The Princess Bride!

"Inconceivable"-Vicini
"I do not think that word means what you think it means"-Montoya

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"Not a fight to the death but to the pain...."-Westley/Dread Pirate Roberts

Excuse me, I believe I ordered the LARGE cappucino!

"I want a --- damn liter of cola"

By all means move at a glacial pace; you know how that thrills me.
The Devil Wears Prada

I bid you.... Toodles.

Balls of Fury

"May, turn it up, it's the Bay City Rollers!"

Tom Tucker: "Now we turn it over to Ali for the weather report. Ali, how's it look outside?"

Ali: "It's raining sideways!"

Adam West: "This document is so important that I'm gonna sign my name in capital letters. It's going to read ADAM WEST."

"im not liquid john, im not...liiquiid"

Stop looking at me Shwaaaan

You buy a hat like this i bet you get a free bowl of soup....looks good on you though :rolling eyes:

Tommy likey. Tommy want wingy.

I think this place is restricted Wang so dont tell them youre jewish

Customer attempting to return shoes: Mister, these shoes are as useless to me as a comb is to you. I've worn them once and they are completely destroyed.

Al Bundy: Well ma'am, like any elevator, there is a two-ton weight limit on these shoes.

Peggy: Did you miss me honey?
Al: With every bullet so far..

Norm! How's it going?

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and I'm wearing milkbone underwear.

I'm in a glass cage of emotion!

You idiot! You glued it on upside down! If God made us like that, we'd all be pee'n in our faces!

hey wang, this is a private club. don't let 'em know you're jewish.