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#1096022 - 12/11/08 08:46 PM
Fortune Cookie Sayings
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From my Fortune Cookie today: Optimism: a cheerful frame of mind that enables a tea kettle to sing though in hot water up to it's nose
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#1096052 - 12/11/08 09:26 PM
Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
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From the fortune cookie I got on the same day I foudn out my last employer had been bought:
"Soon you will encounter a whole new world of opportunity."
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#1096056 - 12/11/08 09:30 PM
Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
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"This is a time for caution, but not for fear."
Learn Chinese~To catch a cold= gan mao
Lucky Numbers 31, 50, 36, 35, 9, 39
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#1096064 - 12/11/08 09:38 PM
Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
Bacon Boy
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I have 2
#1: Patience is one of the hardest virtues to master Learn Chinese: Pear Zi
#2: A financial investment will yield returns beyond your wildest hopes (uh have you been paying any attention to the US economy...guess not)
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#1096070 - 12/11/08 09:51 PM
Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
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"That wasn't chicken"
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#1096084 - 12/11/08 10:18 PM
Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
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you look younger with every new picture Corky!
those grandbabies are affecting you for the better!!!
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#1096086 - 12/11/08 10:21 PM
Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
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#1096089 - 12/11/08 10:24 PM
Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
Bacon Boy
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Man who stand behind car get . . . . exhausted Man who stand in front of car get . . . . tired
But Srsly, the one I have had on my desk for about 2 years & yes it is real not made up
2 18 24 36 43 15 God will help you overcome any hardship
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#1096094 - 12/11/08 10:26 PM
Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
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My favorite one:
"Why are reading this fortune cookie looking for inspiration?!"
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#1096095 - 12/11/08 10:27 PM
Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
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you look younger with every new picture Corky!
those grandbabies are affecting you for the better!!! WOW Pale - how did you get the fortune cookie that was intended for Corky
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#1096097 - 12/11/08 10:27 PM
Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
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I think that poopy in the santa hat is inappropriate
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#1096099 - 12/11/08 10:28 PM
Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
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it's a BabyRuth bar
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#1096106 - 12/11/08 10:31 PM
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My fortune cookie from today "Meow"
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#1096112 - 12/11/08 10:38 PM
Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
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"Vote for Pedro and all of your wildest dreams will come true."
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#1096126 - 12/11/08 11:01 PM
Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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#1096127 - 12/11/08 11:02 PM
Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
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Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.
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#1096132 - 12/11/08 11:09 PM
Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
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I think that poopy in the santa hat is inappropriate its Karl!!!!
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#1096148 - 12/11/08 11:37 PM
Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
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#1096198 - 12/12/08 12:25 PM
Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
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My tag line is one.
I got one last week that I still have in my desk - Your troubles will cease and fortune will smile upon you. I'm reading into that one that either my house will sell or I will find a job in Kentucky so I can join my husband.
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