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#1096022 - 12/11/08 08:46 PM Fortune Cookie Sayings
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From my Fortune Cookie today:

Optimism: a cheerful frame of mind that enables a tea kettle to sing though in hot water up to it's nose laugh
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#1096052 - 12/11/08 09:26 PM Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings corkygirl
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From the fortune cookie I got on the same day I foudn out my last employer had been bought:

"Soon you will encounter a whole new world of opportunity."
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#1096056 - 12/11/08 09:30 PM Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings Dip
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"This is a time for caution, but not for fear."

Learn Chinese~To catch a cold= gan mao

Lucky Numbers 31, 50, 36, 35, 9, 39
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#1096064 - 12/11/08 09:38 PM Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings Bacon Boy
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#1: Patience is one of the hardest virtues to master
Learn Chinese:
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#2: A financial investment will yield returns beyond your wildest hopes (uh have you been paying any attention to the US economy...guess not)
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#1096067 - 12/11/08 09:43 PM Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings Bacon Boy
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My two favorites that I keep on my desk

"You have an ambitious nature"

and

"You are appreciated by your company"

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#1096070 - 12/11/08 09:51 PM Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings Lisa_Bates
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"That wasn't chicken"
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#1096081 - 12/11/08 10:13 PM Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings Bacon Boy
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The best way to read fortune cookies is to add "in bed" to the end of the sentence! wink grin blush
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#1096084 - 12/11/08 10:18 PM Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings RebekahL CRCM
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you look younger with every new picture Corky!

those grandbabies are affecting you for the better!!!
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#1096086 - 12/11/08 10:21 PM Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings Bacon Boy
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Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
"That wasn't chicken"



laugh

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#1096087 - 12/11/08 10:22 PM Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings RebekahL CRCM
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During the time that I was coming to the conclusion that my then-girlfriend was destined to be my future wife, I got a fortune cookie that said "Stop looking forever, happiness is just next to you". We always read each other's fortunes so she was pretty ticked (and curious) that I would not let her see it. I kept it for the next year or so and then sent it to her the morning of our wedding day, and we still have it in a frame with a wedding picture.

As years have passed I can't help but wonder if the fortune was talking about her, or the bottle of beer I was enjoying with my Mongolian chicken. confused whistle
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#1096089 - 12/11/08 10:24 PM Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings Bacon Boy
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Man who stand behind car get . . . . exhausted
Man who stand in front of car get . . . . tired

But Srsly, the one I have had on my desk for about 2 years & yes it is real not made up

2 18 24 36 43 15
God will help you overcome any hardship
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#1096094 - 12/11/08 10:26 PM Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings ktac MITCH
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My favorite one:

"Why are reading this fortune cookie looking for inspiration?!"
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#1096095 - 12/11/08 10:27 PM Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings Pale Rider
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Originally Posted By: Pale Rider
you look younger with every new picture Corky!

those grandbabies are affecting you for the better!!!


WOW Pale - how did you get the fortune cookie that was intended for Corky
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#1096097 - 12/11/08 10:27 PM Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings Peepers
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I think that poopy in the santa hat is inappropriate
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#1096099 - 12/11/08 10:28 PM Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings *nUnZeO*
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it's a BabyRuth bar
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#1096106 - 12/11/08 10:31 PM Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings Peepers
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
My fortune cookie from today "Meow"
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#1096112 - 12/11/08 10:38 PM Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings HappyGilmore
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#1096114 - 12/11/08 10:44 PM Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings buggs
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#1096116 - 12/11/08 10:46 PM Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings Peepers
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Originally Posted By: Mr. Peepers
it's a BabyRuth bar



this isn't Caddyshcak
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#1096126 - 12/11/08 11:01 PM Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings *nUnZeO*
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#1096127 - 12/11/08 11:02 PM Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings *nUnZeO*
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#1096132 - 12/11/08 11:09 PM Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings *nUnZeO*
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Originally Posted By: *nUnZeO*
I think that poopy in the santa hat is inappropriate



its Karl!!!!
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#1096148 - 12/11/08 11:37 PM Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings Bobby Boucher
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#1096183 - 12/12/08 02:48 AM Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings Spook-a-Muffin
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I'm not a fortune cookie fan. cry

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#1096198 - 12/12/08 12:25 PM Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings pjs
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My tag line is one.

I got one last week that I still have in my desk - Your troubles will cease and fortune will smile upon you. I'm reading into that one that either my house will sell or I will find a job in Kentucky so I can join my husband.
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