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#1101262 - 12/23/08 04:49 AM 8 Hours of Compliance
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Fran Wirmel, a compliance specialist and team lead for Fifth Third Bank in Cincinnati Ohio took the melody from the song '12 days of Christmas' and changed the words to "8 hours in Compliance".

On the First hour in compliance my manager gave to me
ONE REG AA TO READ

On the Second hour in compliance my manager gave to me
TWO CHECK IN BOXES
AND ONE REG B TO READ

On the Third hour in Compliance my manager gave to me
THREE FLOOD FILES
TWO CHECK IN BOXES
AND ONE REG C TO READ

On the Fourth hour in Compliance my manager gave to me
FOUR EXAM REQUEST
THREE FLOOD FILES
TWO CHECK IN BOXES
AND ONE REG H TO READ

On the Fifth hour in Compliance my manager gave to me
FIVE HUD STATEMENTS
FOUR EXAM REQUEST
THREE FLOOD FILES
TWO CHECK IN BOXES
AND ONE REG O TO READ

On the Six hour in Compliance my manager gave to me
SIX GOOD FAITH ESTIMATES
FIVE HUD STATEMENTS
FOUR EXAM REQUEST
THREE FLOOD FILES
TWO CHECK IN BOXES
AND ONE REG U TO READ

On the Seventh hour in Compliance my manager gave to me
SEVEN QUALITY EDITS
SIX GOOD FAITH ESTIMATES
FIVE HUD STATEMENTS
FOUR EXAM REQUEST
THREE FLOOD FILES
TWO CHECK IN BOXES
AND ONE REG X TO READ

On the Eight hour in Compliance my manager gave to me
EIGHT MISSING FILES
SEVEN QUALITY EDITS
SIX GOOD FAITH ESTIMATES
FIVE HUD STATEMENTS
FOUR EXAM REQUEST
THREE FLOOD FILES
TWO CHECK IN BOXES
AND ONE REG Z TO READ

Sing to the melody of “12 days of Christmas”. Words revised by Compliance Specialist Frances Wirmel - Fifth Third Bank Cincinnati Ohio
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#1101263 - 12/23/08 11:37 AM Re: 8 Hours of Compliance Andy_Z
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Thanks, Andy! That's a hoot! grin
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#1101267 - 12/23/08 01:07 PM Re: 8 Hours of Compliance Tigg
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#1101270 - 12/23/08 01:18 PM Re: 8 Hours of Compliance pjs
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#1101294 - 12/23/08 02:29 PM Re: 8 Hours of Compliance kitten
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I used to know Fran!

Those are great; you can tell she deals with loan compliance, lol, otherwise it would have been the "24 Red Flags, CTRs, and SARS of Christmas"
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#1101299 - 12/23/08 02:31 PM Re: 8 Hours of Compliance MB Guy
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Don't we have such exciting jobs!

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#1101303 - 12/23/08 02:38 PM Re: 8 Hours of Compliance Snow Bunny
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there is too much reading going on .....

when will the regulators come out with a large print edition of the CFR?
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#1101538 - 12/23/08 06:21 PM Re: 8 Hours of Compliance Pale Rider
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#1101542 - 12/23/08 06:30 PM Re: 8 Hours of Compliance GuitarDude
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only if I want to....
Oh my lorddddyyyybeeeee..... laugh
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