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#1142919 - 03/10/09 06:17 PM Failed: This is marketing??
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Heart Attack Grill in Chandler, AZ is the perfect place to go to die?

They hire cute girls dressed as nurses to serve greasy burgers to a clientele that's mostly pigs. Now, if you weigh in at over 350 pounds, dinner's on them. With some exceptions. Excluding drinks.
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#1142924 - 03/10/09 06:24 PM Re: Failed: This is marketing?? Bacon Boy
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what!?!???

i can't access the link at work...but the "dinner's on them" thing is true!?!? eek

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#1142928 - 03/10/09 06:26 PM Re: Failed: This is marketing?? Bacon Boy
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#1142931 - 03/10/09 06:27 PM Re: Failed: This is marketing?? Miscuit
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^^^^^^^

these two young people combined don't meet the mimimum!

but me on the other hand, if this is where you go to die, like some elephant, then get me a GPS!!!
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#1142936 - 03/10/09 06:29 PM Re: Failed: This is marketing?? Pale Rider
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#1142940 - 03/10/09 06:38 PM Re: Failed: This is marketing?? *nUnZeO*
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Yes, Ms. B. They must weigh in with a "Doctor" or "Nurse" before each burger, no taking food to go, no sharing with others.
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#1143035 - 03/10/09 07:32 PM Re: Failed: This is marketing?? Bacon Boy
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This is what happens when you combine Hardees with Hooters !!
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#1143046 - 03/10/09 07:44 PM Re: Failed: This is marketing?? KC Danimal
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
as much as I love a good burger, I just can't understand someone who would eat so many of them to weigh over 350 pounds...and then continue to go somewhere to eat because the food was free...yeha dude, you're saving money on your meals, but will die an early death from cholesterol-clogged arteries
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#1143048 - 03/10/09 07:46 PM Re: Failed: This is marketing?? HappyGilmore
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I would correlate it to a crack house giving out free crack.
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#1143052 - 03/10/09 07:52 PM Re: Failed: This is marketing?? Bacon Boy
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Originally Posted By: BaconBoy


Did you say something else? I got distracted.

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#1143056 - 03/10/09 07:55 PM Re: Failed: This is marketing?? MB Guy
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#1143089 - 03/10/09 08:22 PM Re: Failed: This is marketing?? *nUnZeO*
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#1143123 - 03/10/09 08:48 PM Re: Failed: This is marketing?? *nUnZeO*
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yes? are you serving burgers?
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#1143146 - 03/10/09 09:06 PM Re: Failed: This is marketing?? Peepers
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indeed, and you can make next Tuesday like Wimpy.........
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#1143579 - 03/11/09 05:46 PM Re: Failed: This is marketing?? Peepers
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yes? are you serving burgers?

I like those outfits but no burgers ova hera
but I'm craving one!!
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#1144351 - 03/12/09 09:08 PM Re: Failed: This is marketing?? *nUnZeO*
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Does anyone remember the Krispy Kream burger? Man that sounded healthy.
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#1144384 - 03/12/09 10:03 PM Re: Failed: This is marketing?? Spivol
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I'm amazed at the things people will throw into a deep fryer, let alone eat it after it's boiled in and soaked up a bunch of oil. Do Twinkies and Snickers bars not contain enough empty calories already? eek
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#1144385 - 03/12/09 10:05 PM Re: Failed: This is marketing?? GuitarDude
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Nope. Everything's better out of a deep fryer. Which would explain why I have 3.
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#1144395 - 03/12/09 10:25 PM Re: Failed: This is marketing?? Bacon Boy
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Fried Ice-cream baby....
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#1144396 - 03/12/09 10:28 PM Re: Failed: This is marketing?? Spivol
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fried cheese on a stick (I can't wait until the state fair!)
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#1144397 - 03/12/09 10:28 PM Re: Failed: This is marketing?? Peepers
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Fried pickles on a stick!
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#1144403 - 03/12/09 10:39 PM Re: Failed: This is marketing?? Bacon Boy
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The State Fair of Texas, which runs September 26 through October 19, released the list of "food items" in the running for the 2008 annual Big Tex Choice Awards, coming up on Monday September 1:

Fernie’s All-American Fried Grilled Cheese Sandwich. White bread sandwich with American and cheddar cheeses dipped in egg-and-milk batter, coated with bread crumbs, and fried.

Chicken Fried Bacon. Bacon with seasoning, battered, breaded, deep-fried, served with ranch or honey mustard sauce.

Fried Banana Split. Banana and honey peanut butter rolled in balls, battered, and deep-fried, topped with powdered sugar, caramel and chocolate syrups, peanuts, whipped cream, banana split-flavored ice cream bites, and cherry.

Texas Fried Jelly Bellys. Jelly Bellys rolled in funnel cake batter and fried.

Deep Fried S’mores. Marshmallow and chocolate chips sandwiched between two graham crackers, dipped in batter, fried, and dusted in powdered sugar.

Fire & Ice. Pineapple ring, battered and deep-fried, topped with banana-flavored whipped cream that’s been frozen in liquid nitrogen so it smokes.

Fried Chocolate Truffles. Dark chocolate truffle rolled in cocoa powder, battered, deep-fried, dusted in cinnamon, sugar, and cocoa powder.

Chocolate-Covered Strawberry Waffle Balls. Strawberries in chocolate shell, dipped in waffle batter, deep-fried, custed with powdered sugar, served on a stick.

The winner of last year's contest was the Fried Cookie Dough.

UPDATE: The bacon won.
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#1144406 - 03/12/09 10:41 PM Re: Failed: This is marketing?? Pale Rider
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Fernie’s All-American Fried Grilled Cheese Sandwich. White bread sandwich with American and cheddar cheeses dipped in egg-and-milk batter, coated with bread crumbs, and fried.

Chicken Fried Bacon. Bacon with seasoning, battered, breaded, deep-fried, served with ranch or honey mustard sauce.

Deep Fried S’mores. Marshmallow and chocolate chips sandwiched between two graham crackers, dipped in batter, fried, and dusted in powdered sugar.

Fire & Ice. Pineapple ring, battered and deep-fried, topped with banana-flavored whipped cream that’s been frozen in liquid nitrogen so it smokes.

Chocolate-Covered Strawberry Waffle Balls. Strawberries in chocolate shell, dipped in waffle batter, deep-fried, custed with powdered sugar, served on a stick.


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#1144408 - 03/12/09 10:42 PM Re: Failed: This is marketing?? Peepers
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I love that liquid nitro smokin' whipping cream!!!
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#1144410 - 03/12/09 10:43 PM Re: Failed: This is marketing?? Peepers
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Deep fried bacon is a-friggin-mazing.
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