CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.
Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 Ouncer
The Mafia is laying off judges.
A truck full of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico .
People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. So, let's see if I understand this correctly, the guy that made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.