This is a little off topic here, but still rather funny. (No, I am not sexist, and yes, my husband does some of this on a daily basis too -- the point is that sometimes everyday life is "survival" too
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>Subject: The Next Survivor Series
>
>The Next Survivor Series
>Six married men will be dropped on an island for six
>weeks. Each man has one car and four kids. Each kid
>plays two sports and either takes music or dance
>classes. There is no access to fast food. Each man
>must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house
>clean, correct all homework, complete science
>projects, cook, do laundry, etc.
>The men only have access to television when the kids
>are asleep and all chores are done. There is only one
>TV between them and there is no remote. The men must
>shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they must
>apply themselves either while driving or while making
>four lunches. They must attend weekly school meetings,
>clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m., make
>an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla
>and one marker, and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving
>of peas. The kids vote them off the island, based on
>performance.
>The last man wins only if he has enough energy to be
>
>intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice. If the
>last man does win, he can play the game over and over
>again for the next 18-25 years, eventually earning the
>right to be called "Mom."
>One more thing. They cannot kill themselves or the
>kids, or they automatically get voted off.