German Chocolate...no whipped cream. (ick )

How about just a t-shirt with german chocolate cake on it?

nope....nope....hands over mouth, TR...come on...you can do it.

So, where were we? Granma was dying for a wake to get to visit with friends and eat cookies when.............

Nope - I like this discussion better.

Soooooooooooooo.........Jen, how 'bout describing said hottie who may or may not be wearing a chocolate slathered t-shirt to motivate you across the finish line?

nope....nope....hands over mouth, TR...come on...you can do it.

So, where were we? Granma was dying for a wake to get to visit with friends and eat cookies when.............

please, back to Granma....or ....I'm.....going.....to.......BURST!!!

What...JLJ..are you keeping secrets??? or would this be the a hottie of the farrier type?

What's a farrier? Would Granma Mazur be able to find one in Joisey? That actually sounds like a good storyline. Maybe it's time for Granma to get a man while Steph is left up in the air because Joe and Ranger are both up to their eyeballs working the same case from vastly different angles.

For some reason I get the feeling I shouldn't have came back from lunch.

From Websters online:

Main Entry: far·ri·er
Pronunciation: \ˈfer-ē-ər, ˈfa-rē-\
Function: noun
Etymology: alteration of Middle English ferrour, from Anglo-French ferrour blacksmith, from ferrer to shoe (horses), from Vulgar Latin *ferrare, from Latin ferrum iron
Date: 15th century
: a person who shoes horses

*AHEM* Back to the chocolate slathered hotties, please! Focus, ladies, FOCUS!

ooooooooooo, there's more than one! YIPEE! I want mine with whipped cream ...just sayin'. Oh, and no horse shoes, please.

Upon back reading of this thread (and you should all be ashamed),
I'm thinking that I shall have to get a black t-shirt with the appropriate logo, some jeans, boots and take up boutny hunting.....the chocolate slathering shall come later. LOL!!

bankbb1, apparently you missed the post that said you need to get group approval before you're handed that black t-shirt, let alone slathered.

What say ye, ladies? Do we need a picture of this wannabe Rangeman?

So pictures in a bathing suit? jeans? tight shirt? chaps? Santa suit? Keeping mind that I haven't the foggiest idea how to post a picture to this thread anyway (such skills are not possessed of a Rangeman), but the Babe may have some......

Actually there are a few ( Soccer Mom Queen, KCGeoQueen, corkygirl, HMS Hawkii) that have seen the subject in question, They may have comments or votes as to whether or not a shirt should be awarded........ However, I will gladly rest with RR JLJ's vote.

You quote people not present, bb1. The RRs are clamoring for your qualifications for Rangeman status.

Methinks you need to read a book to find out if you do indeed qualify. I think they're available on tape if you happen to have a long drive ahead of you in the near future....

RR Becca and RR joker have gone home for the day (Eastern time zone) but will rejoin us in the morning. We'll see what they have to say. However, TR's suggestion of reading one of the books is very good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=navxaJbjQNI
Will this do?

Dang! I was hoping for chaps, myself...Sturgis style.

ummmm.....thanks for your support!

I would vote for Bankbb1 to be a Rangeman. Not Ranger himself but he would be great as one of the right hand men. Bankbb1, I will help you get the German Chocolate cake if you will deliver it. We can't have her eating off your shirt.

I think she'd be OK eating it off his shirt, but why mess up the shirt? Just fold the shirt up neatly to the side and see if our wannabe Rangeman can balance a cake on his chest while she chows down post-race..

I'll bring the camera.

OOOOh baby. This sounds like fun. Especially for those of us that live vicariously thru our friends.

bankbb1...you seem familiar...oh wait...not who I'm thinking...you are the banker who moonlights as a PT...is that right?

Okay, one acceptable dress code (if the weather is chilly) would be:

the red, oh crud, they have a name, but my mind can't conjure it up...the red, one piece underwear...whatchacallits...with black boots and a black hat...

If the weather is hot...wranglers, boots, hat and nothing else...whatcha say JLJ?

forget the black T!

Obviously joker needs more coffee this morning. Only the last two lines of that post were coherent.

re: JLJ and bankbb1 - I'm apparently missing some backstory here. Care to catch me up?