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#1225925 - 07/31/09 08:18 PM
Re: Official "Finger Lickin' Fifteen" spoiler thread
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With a quick tug Ranger freed me from my garbage stained shirt. In the next instance I was caught up against Ranger's chest and he kissed me soundly. With a hint of a smile on his lips he said, "if we had more time I'd help you out of the rest of your clothes properly."
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#1225940 - 07/31/09 08:35 PM
Re: Official "Finger Lickin' Fifteen" spoiler thread
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"Uh huh" was the best response I could come up with. "I have to be at the office in 5 minutes. Where do you want me to take you?" Shaking my head to clear the thought of him helping me out of the rest of my clothes, I said "my apartment." "Get in." An hour later I was freshly showered and garbage free. I had to use peanut butter and ice cubes to get the gum out of my hair. At least I didn't have to cut it, this time. My clothes were another story, I wrapped them in a trash bag and set them outside my door. I'd take them to the dumpster later. I rummaged through the kitchen looking for something to eat. No bread. No peanut butter, but I did have clean hair. There were two bottles of beer and a left-over piece of roast from my mother. I sat down on the couch to start eating and the phone rang.
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#1226341 - 08/03/09 05:05 PM
Re: Official "Finger Lickin' Fifteen" spoiler thread
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Black smoke boiled up through the parking lot. Surely not the Buick..the Buick is the only reliable car in my entire world!
I ran downstairs and out of the door passing the maintaince guy, Dillon (what's his name?) on the way out.
Oh no. I can't see the Buick..where is the BUICK! Suddenly, the air began to clear. I could hear the firetrucks screaming towards the apartment complex.
Once the fire was put out, I just couldn't believe it. Someone had planted a bomb on the buick...but somehow, it jumped off, I guess when it exploded, and instead of blowing up the Buick, it blew up the maintainence guy's (what's his NAME!) Dillon's Brand New day old Lime Green Scooter~!
Uh oh..boy, this is going to cost me a LOT of beer.
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#1226475 - 08/03/09 06:50 PM
Re: Official "Finger Lickin' Fifteen" spoiler thread
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Pinos Doug sounds familiar.
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#1226508 - 08/03/09 07:14 PM
Re: Official "Finger Lickin' Fifteen" spoiler thread
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Really? DillIon or just Dillon? Your young brain still has room left in it for book characters names. Too bad I can't get a mental dumpster and chuck out the stuff I'm not using anymore.
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#1226520 - 08/03/09 07:26 PM
Re: Official "Finger Lickin' Fifteen" spoiler thread
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Okay, I fixed it.
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#1226529 - 08/03/09 07:35 PM
Re: Official "Finger Lickin' Fifteen" spoiler thread
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Black smoke boiled up through the parking lot. Surely not the Buick..the Buick is the only reliable car in my entire world!
I ran downstairs and out of the door passing the maintaince guy, Dillon (what's his name?) on the way out.
Oh no. I can't see the Buick..where is the BUICK! Suddenly, the air began to clear. I could hear the firetrucks screaming towards the apartment complex.
Once the fire was put out, I just couldn't believe it. Someone had planted a bomb on the buick...but somehow, it jumped off, I guess when it exploded, and instead of blowing up the Buick, it blew up the maintainence guy's (what's his NAME!) Dillon's Brand New day old Lime Green Scooter~!
Uh oh..boy, this is going to cost me a LOT of beer.
"Wow," Dillon said from behind me. I turned to find him walking calmly towards me, rubbing the back of his neck and watching the twisted lump of lime green plastic that so recently was his scooter as it continued to melt. "So....another bomb, huh?" he deadpanned. I just nodded.
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#1226817 - 08/04/09 02:34 PM
Re: Official "Finger Lickin' Fifteen" spoiler thread
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Next thing, Ranger appears, "Babe". I nearly jumped out of my skin, until the sight of Ranger made me melt all the way down into my toes.
Of course, he had the Buick monitored and knew there had been a "problem" when the blip on the screen went ballistic for a few minutes.
Ranger looked over at the lump of lime green plastic and the slightest hint of a smile crossed his lips.
Then Morelli pulled up....
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#1226873 - 08/04/09 03:29 PM
Re: Official "Finger Lickin' Fifteen" spoiler thread
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Any trace of a smile on Ranger's face disappeared when Morelli walked over.
"Call if you need me Steph" Dillion said as he wisely headed back to the apartment building. I gave him a look that could kill for leaving me alone with these two.
"Later" Ranger said as he turned to leave. Great...all alone with Morelli.
"How about we go to Pino's for that pizza? The bomb squad has this down to a science since you seem to keep them working on a frequent basis, they dont need us here."
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#1226915 - 08/04/09 04:05 PM
Re: Official "Finger Lickin' Fifteen" spoiler thread
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With a sultry vision of Ranger still in my head...having Pizza with Joe just didn't sound as appealing as heading over to Rangeman and accidentally running into Ranger, in bed.
Hummm...but again, the Buick would be "detained" for a bit...I could call Lula...uhh, her Firebird bit the dust...oh boy...I guess it's Pino's and Joe...
"ok"
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#1226971 - 08/04/09 05:02 PM
Re: Official "Finger Lickin' Fifteen" spoiler thread
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the Battle Hymn of the Republic started playing in my pocket.
Oh, lordy. What did Granma need now? HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's the best laugh of the day. Thanks TR...I needed that! But now I cant get it out of my head... Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword His truth is marching on. Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! His truth is marching on.
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#1227050 - 08/04/09 06:17 PM
Re: Official "Finger Lickin' Fifteen" spoiler thread
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Now not only do I have the tune stuck...but thanks to RRJLJ, I now have the words to go with it! ACK!
But truly funny! and appropriate!
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#1227057 - 08/04/09 06:30 PM
Re: Official "Finger Lickin' Fifteen" spoiler thread
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I don't know why but the minute I thought of Granma Mazur calling, the tune popped into my head. Glad you guys approve.
I'm letting the next bit stew for awhile. We need to get away from the boys and get into a good story. I'm thinking Granma headed to the butcher to get the roast for dinner when one of Steph's skips ........?
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#1227059 - 08/04/09 06:31 PM
Re: Official "Finger Lickin' Fifteen" spoiler thread
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I was thinking that Grandma was going to say that she was calling from the bus with Sally and Mooner to say....
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#1227062 - 08/04/09 06:35 PM
Re: Official "Finger Lickin' Fifteen" spoiler thread
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I'm letting the next bit stew for awhile. We need to get away from the boys and get into a good story. I'm thinking Granma headed to the butcher to get the roast for dinner when one of Steph's skips ........? Yeah, we've kind of stalled out with having the guys do a round-robin of cameos. Makes for good eye-candy (brain candy?) but not so much for plot development. I think we might need to back up to the exploding scooter and try again, but this is what writing exercises are for! Oh - but Grandma's ringtone has to stay.
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#1227118 - 08/04/09 07:30 PM
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I was thinking that Grandma was going to say that she was calling from the bus with Sally and Mooner to say.... That Steph's mother had just called and said Miss Mable and 5 other neighbors had called and they had told her the Buick had been blown up and it's all over town. Grandma wanted to know if anybody had been killed because she was in withdrawals from no viewings and Mooner and Sally both wanted to attend with her. Sally was just dying (no pun intended) to show off his new 'do, silver bangles, nails, and two piece spandex hot pink outfit he'd just picked up at a nearby boutique, and.....
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#1227513 - 08/05/09 03:23 PM
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and..............
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