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#124757 - 10/23/03 03:11 PM From Crusty Cootiesniffer
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Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you
need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose.
There is a lesson here...Put more laughter in your life!!!

This only takes a minute and it's fun. Please don't be a bore
and ruin it. Send it to everyone you know including the
person that sent it to you.

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain
Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants"
by Dav Pilkey. In it, the evil Professor forces everyone to
assume new names.

Follow the instructions to find your new name:

Use the third letter of your first name to determine
your new first name:


a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine
the first half of your new last name:

* a = apple
* b = toilet
* c = giggle
* d = burger
* e = girdle
* f = barf
* g = lizard
* h = waffle
* i = cootie
* j = monkey
* k = potty
* l = liver
* m = banana
* n = rhino
* o = bubble
* p = hamster
* q = toad
* r = gizzard
* s = pizza
* t = gerbil
* u = chicken
* v = pickle
* w = chuckle
* x = tofu
* y = gorilla
* z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the
second half of your new last name:

* a = head
* b = mouth
* c = face
* d = nose
* e = tush
* f = breath
* g = pants
* h = shorts
* i = lips
* j = honker
* k = butt
* l = brain
* m = tushie
* n = chunks
* o = hiney
* p = biscuits
* q = toes
* r = buns
* s = fanny
* t = sniffer
* u = sprinkles
* v = kisser
* w = squirt
* x = humperdinck
* y = brains
* z = juice

Thus, for example,
George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day;
adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
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#124758 - 10/23/03 03:15 PM Re: From Crusty Cootiesniffer
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Just call me Zippy Apple Brain!
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#124759 - 10/23/03 03:17 PM Re: From Crusty Cootiesniffer
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Great. Now I'm Tootie Pizzabuns!
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#124760 - 10/23/03 03:17 PM Re: From Crusty Cootiesniffer
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You can call me Poopsie Appletush

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#124761 - 10/23/03 03:19 PM Re: From Crusty Cootiesniffer
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You all STILL beat me by a long shot. I mean Crusty Cootiesniffer, c'mon....
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#124762 - 10/23/03 03:19 PM Re: From Crusty Cootiesniffer
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Hey, pinky girdle brain here

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#124763 - 10/23/03 03:21 PM Re: From Crusty Cootiesniffer
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Crusty Cootiesniffer does sound pretty bad....sorry Elena!!

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#124764 - 10/23/03 03:22 PM Re: From Crusty Cootiesniffer
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Yeah, I had to take the bullet and pass this on because it's so cute. I haven't seen any, but there HAVE to be some that are worse...don't there???
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#124765 - 10/23/03 03:23 PM Re: From Crusty Cootiesniffer
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Hi, my name is Dinky Gizzardface
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#124766 - 10/23/03 03:24 PM Re: From Crusty Cootiesniffer
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Boobie Girdlebuns, here. Not much better than Crusty Cootiesniffer!
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#124767 - 10/23/03 03:24 PM Re: From Crusty Cootiesniffer
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Lumpy Banana-brain. And yes, this week I feel like it.
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#124768 - 10/23/03 03:26 PM Re: From Crusty Cootiesniffer
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What a great way to start the day from Tootie Gizzardsquirt.

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#124769 - 10/23/03 03:28 PM Re: From Crusty Cootiesniffer
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Quote:

Hi, my name is Dinky Gizzardface




Well, I don't know if that one wins, J Bruce, that's awful.
Just call me Loopy Bubble-Biscuits!

Nice byline EGB!
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#124770 - 10/23/03 03:29 PM Re: From Crusty Cootiesniffer
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Hello, my name is Squeezit Gizzard-Lips

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#124771 - 10/23/03 03:30 PM Re: From Crusty Cootiesniffer
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Okay Dave and J, I'm feeling a LITTLE better about myself
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#124772 - 10/23/03 03:31 PM Re: From Crusty Cootiesniffer
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ExGovtBabe, Lumpy Banana Brain? I love it!
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#124773 - 10/23/03 03:34 PM Re: From Crusty Cootiesniffer
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Buttercup Cootie Tush here.
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#124774 - 10/23/03 03:36 PM Re: From Crusty Cootiesniffer
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Snotty Gizzardhead at your service.
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#124775 - 10/23/03 03:38 PM Re: From Crusty Cootiesniffer
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Quote:

Hey, pinky girdle brain here




Pam, I've got the other end covered - Pinky Girdle Fanny here.

Elena, I used to know a guy in the army that was a crusty cootiesniffer, but we didn't talk about it in mixed company.
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#124776 - 10/23/03 03:38 PM Re: From Crusty Cootiesniffer
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Fluffy Girdlehead here.

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#124777 - 10/23/03 03:40 PM Re: From Crusty Cootiesniffer
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R.I.P. Chief Illiniwek
Zippy ChickenBiscuits

Mine almost makes sense!
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#124778 - 10/23/03 03:41 PM Re: From Crusty Cootiesniffer
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Waterhouse, are we related? I'm Crusty Appletush.

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#124779 - 10/23/03 03:49 PM Re: From Crusty Cootiesniffer
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Elena, I used to know a guy in the army that was a crusty cootiesniffer, but we didn't talk about it in mixed company.




Don't ask...Don't tell...
Last edited by elena; 10/23/03 08:13 PM.
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#124780 - 10/23/03 04:04 PM Re: From Crusty Cootiesniffer
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Buttercup Cootie Tush here.


Wow! We've got the same name!

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#124781 - 10/23/03 04:09 PM Re: From Crusty Cootiesniffer
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Zippy Wafflesniffer. A fun thing.
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