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#124757 - 10/23/03 03:11 PM
From Crusty Cootiesniffer
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Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose. There is a lesson here...Put more laughter in your life!!! This only takes a minute and it's fun. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dav Pilkey. In it, the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names. Follow the instructions to find your new name: Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: * a = apple * b = toilet * c = giggle * d = burger * e = girdle * f = barf * g = lizard * h = waffle * i = cootie * j = monkey * k = potty * l = liver * m = banana * n = rhino * o = bubble * p = hamster * q = toad * r = gizzard * s = pizza * t = gerbil * u = chicken * v = pickle * w = chuckle * x = tofu * y = gorilla * z = stinker Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: * a = head * b = mouth * c = face * d = nose * e = tush * f = breath * g = pants * h = shorts * i = lips * j = honker * k = butt * l = brain * m = tushie * n = chunks * o = hiney * p = biscuits * q = toes * r = buns * s = fanny * t = sniffer * u = sprinkles * v = kisser * w = squirt * x = humperdinck * y = brains * z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
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#124758 - 10/23/03 03:15 PM
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Just call me Zippy Apple Brain!
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#124759 - 10/23/03 03:17 PM
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Great. Now I'm Tootie Pizzabuns!
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#124761 - 10/23/03 03:19 PM
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#124764 - 10/23/03 03:22 PM
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Yeah, I had to take the bullet and pass this on because it's so cute. I haven't seen any, but there HAVE to be some that are worse...don't there???
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#124767 - 10/23/03 03:24 PM
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Lumpy Banana-brain. And yes, this week I feel like it.
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#124770 - 10/23/03 03:29 PM
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Hello, my name is Squeezit Gizzard-Lips
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#124771 - 10/23/03 03:30 PM
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Okay Dave and J, I'm feeling a LITTLE better about myself
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#124772 - 10/23/03 03:31 PM
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ExGovtBabe, Lumpy Banana Brain? I love it!
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#124773 - 10/23/03 03:34 PM
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Buttercup Cootie Tush here.
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#124776 - 10/23/03 03:38 PM
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#124777 - 10/23/03 03:40 PM
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Zippy ChickenBiscuits Mine almost makes sense!
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#124778 - 10/23/03 03:41 PM
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Waterhouse, are we related? I'm Crusty Appletush.
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#124780 - 10/23/03 04:04 PM
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Quote:
Buttercup Cootie Tush here.
Wow! We've got the same name!
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