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#132026 - 11/21/03 06:28 PM
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Speaking of advice from professors, Analyze This, my dad told me that a professor of his once told his class that a good book can be better than sex. Without missing a beat, a guy in his class spoke up and said, "Professor, that has not been my experience at all. Either you are not having sex correctly or I am not reading correctly." At which point all of Cleabatsu's began laughing out loud.  I love it when a good bar story goes over so well. Thanks for laughing at my joke--just for that show of joviality, drinks are half price for the next hour.
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#132028 - 11/21/03 06:38 PM
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Okay Z- Pour me another brother I'm off to the game room for some high stakes....Oh, hello Tiny, care to wager your pay on a little game called five card draw??  Anyone else want to play a hand??
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#132030 - 11/21/03 06:57 PM
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Hey Mr. C, if you make that a hand or two of Texas hold em I'll lay down a little coinage to see what you got. Go ahead and deal em corporal cueball. 
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#132031 - 11/21/03 07:03 PM
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I'll have another Corona please, and something for GreatBlue. Mr. Clean, if you decide on a game of Backgammon or Acey Deucy let me know. I'm not much of a card player, unless it's cribbage, or gin.
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#132032 - 11/21/03 07:04 PM
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Deal me in, whether it's draw or hold 'em! Z, how about a double Glenmorangie on the rocks, water back, and some spicy wontons. Time's a wastin'!
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#132036 - 11/21/03 07:30 PM
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#132038 - 11/21/03 07:32 PM
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but he got creamed!!!
Shhhh! We are the forgive and forget types and he is now a paying customer.
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#132039 - 11/21/03 07:35 PM
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#132043 - 11/21/03 08:03 PM
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What in the world is happening here???! Gambling, reading rooms, people dancing on my bar spot...and who stole my olives!!!!
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#132044 - 11/21/03 08:10 PM
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Mr. Clean, I will have goat milk, make it a double!!
I just finished conducting a HMDA training session...yes, on a Friday!! (How sick am I)...
And now I have to sit through a Federal and State Rules on Telemarketing and Spam meeting for an Hour and Half...Yikes!...
Hey Tiny, Stop spiking my drink...and stop recycling CubDave's olives....
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#132045 - 11/21/03 08:13 PM
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Sorry Cub Dave. I just love olives.
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#132046 - 11/21/03 08:15 PM
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If you are bringing Maria to stand next to you then IO wnat my great-aunt the Benedictine nun with me - I'll need God on my side!
Z, another scotch, please. And this time, skip the olive. And a Manhattan on the rocks for Sister Martina, here.
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#132047 - 11/21/03 08:16 PM
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What in the world is happening here???! Gambling, reading rooms, people dancing on my bar spot...and who stole my olives!!!!
Hey, I thought you were taking Friday afternoons off?  Come on in, its a rowdy crowd today. Ummm, you want to be a dealer? It looks like we need one..... Oh! We could make this like Vegas and pump oxygen into the bar and then none of us would get sleepy after we ate lunch.
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#132049 - 11/21/03 08:36 PM
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I was at the wrong bar, but Maria sent a cab over to pick me up. 
pbrinker, anon, and Corp. Cueball are in for a few short hands folks with Tiny dealing the cards....Hey Maria come stand next to me you lucky devil!! 
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