Dear Einsteinlager:
Sorry, just got back from the courthouse and you have been shut down. The Judgment is attached:
JUDGMENT
This cause came on regularly for trial on November 21, 2003. Plaintiffs Mr. Clean and Zaibatsu appeared in virtual reality by their attorney of record, Zaibatsu. Defendant Einsteinlager dba Club Cleabatsu appeared in 3-D by his disbarred attorney of record, Bill Clinton.
A jury of all of the BOL members was duly impaneled and sworn, and the jury duly rendered a unanimous verdict on all issues of fact submitted.
Having considered the evidence and arguments, and having received and accepted the verdict of the jury, the Court finds and concludes that plaintiffs Mr. Clean and Zaibatsu are entitled to the relief hereinafter given.
IT IS, THEREFORE, ORDERED, ADJUDGED, AND DECREED that defendant Einsteinlager dba Club Cleabatsu be, and hereby is, commanded to desist and refrain from using the name Cleabatsu as the name of a virtual club, lounge, bar, pub or other such imaginary drinking establishment on any BOL Bankers' Thread until H*LL freezes over.
IT IS FURTHER ORDERED, ADJUDGED, AND DECREED that plaintiffs Mr. Clean and Zaibatsu shall have and recover from defendant Einsteinlager dba Club Cleabatsu all costs of court expended on plaintiff's behalf in this cause for which let execution issue.
IT IS FURTHER ORDERED, ADJUDGED, AND DECREED that Einstienlager immediately head on over the Cleabatsu's and begin virtual drinking and carousing.
All relief prayed for by any party but not herein expressly given is denied.
The clerk shall forthwith, when so requested by plaintiffs Mr. Clean and Zaibatsu, issue a writ of injunction in conformity with the law and the terms of this judgment.
SIGNED on November 21, 2003.
Judge Tiny
JUDGE PRESIDING
Look on front door of your establishment; the writ issued by the clerk is virtually attached there.
Much love,
Zaibatsu
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