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#1338878 - 02/05/10 07:33 PM Re: Funny things customers say! Buccs
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awww! c'mon!

I'm trying to eat a roast beef sandwich here!
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#1338879 - 02/05/10 07:34 PM Re: Funny things customers say! Peepers
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#1338883 - 02/05/10 07:35 PM Re: Funny things customers say! A_G
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#1338969 - 02/05/10 08:16 PM Re: Funny things customers say! HappyGilmore
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Originally Posted By: WhoDatNation!!!
sometimes the Treasury is just wrong...

§ 4–205. Depositary Bank Holder of Unindorsed Item.
If a customer delivers an item to a depositary bank for collection:
(1) the depositary bank becomes a holder of the item at the time it receives the item for collection if the customer at the time of delivery was a holder of the item, whether or not the customer indorses the item, and, if the bank satisfies the other requirements of Section 3–302, it is a holder in due course; and
(2) the depositary bank warrants to collecting banks, the payor bank or other payor, and the drawer that the amount of the item was paid to the customer or deposited to the customer's account


Why are you so concerned about this? If her bank policy is to have all customer endorse the check, then it's her banks policy. Let it go. Or do you just NEED to be told you're right about everything?
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#1338987 - 02/05/10 08:28 PM Re: Funny things customers say! Spivol
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Thank you spivol.
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#1338993 - 02/05/10 08:34 PM Re: Funny things customers say! Spook-a-Muffin
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Please don't call me at home my home number. My wife is starting to ask questions.

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#1338996 - 02/05/10 08:38 PM Re: Funny things customers say! Bacon Boy
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Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Please don't call me at home home number. My wife is starting to ask questions.



shocked

I'm shocked...
























... you still have a land line?
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#1338998 - 02/05/10 08:38 PM Re: Funny things customers say! Bacon Boy
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Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Please don't call me at home home number. My wife is starting to ask questions.


shocked
I'm Shocked.......
























































... I didnt think you considered your house a home
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#1339004 - 02/05/10 08:46 PM Re: Funny things customers say! doobydoobydoo
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shocked

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...I thought your wife knew never to question you
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#1339044 - 02/05/10 09:08 PM Re: Funny things customers say! A_G
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I was new on the teller line and a guy came in to check his account balance. I asked for his id and he said, "I have banked here since the 1960s! How can you not know me?!?" I politely said to him, "Sir, I wasn't born until 1976 so I need to see your id."

When customers come in and expect a new teller to know exactly who they are it just gets to me. I just want to say, "Well, do you know me? How am I supposed to know who you are if you have no idea who I am?"
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#1339106 - 02/05/10 10:03 PM Re: Funny things customers say! Happy2BHere
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I agree Happy2BHere, that is one of my most hated things as well. And you can bet that if you cashed a check off their account for someone that wasn't them, they'd be asking why you didn't check id. Idiots.
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#1339107 - 02/05/10 10:04 PM Re: Funny things customers say! Spivol
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We had a new teller ask to see the bank president's I.D. and he was thrilled, but it was funny.
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#1339109 - 02/05/10 10:05 PM Re: Funny things customers say! Spivol
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God! I hate customers!!
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#1339119 - 02/05/10 10:18 PM Re: Funny things customers say! Peepers
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I used to have a customer that would come in and bring me bottles of peroxide and tell me to give myself an enimia with it. That it would clean me out and make me live longer. I would see him in Wal-Mart sometimes and he would have a cart full of 50 or so bottles of peroxide. Beat that!
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#1339120 - 02/05/10 10:19 PM Re: Funny things customers say! Spivol
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#1339130 - 02/05/10 10:31 PM Re: Funny things customers say! Spook-a-Muffin
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Well, did he also offer you an enima kit or at least direct you where to get one?
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#1339136 - 02/05/10 10:36 PM Re: Funny things customers say! Happy2BHere
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Originally Posted By: Happy2BHere
I was new on the teller line and a guy came in to check his account balance. I asked for his id and he said, "I have banked here since the 1960s! How can you not know me?!?" I politely said to him, "Sir, I wasn't born until 1976 so I need to see your id."

When customers come in and expect a new teller to know exactly who they are it just gets to me. I just want to say, "Well, do you know me? How am I supposed to know who you are if you have no idea who I am?"


I did say that. My point was well received. smile

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#1339140 - 02/05/10 10:38 PM Re: Funny things customers say! HRH Okie Banker
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Originally Posted By: Okie Banker
We had a new teller ask to see the bank president's I.D. and he was thrilled, but it was funny.


I did that my 2nd week on the job. I hadn't met him yet, so I asked. My sup. was next to me and whispered, "he's the bank president". He just smiled and thanked me for asking.

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#1339141 - 02/05/10 10:39 PM Re: Funny things customers say! Spivol
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Originally Posted By: Spivol
I used to have a customer that would come in and bring me bottles of peroxide and tell me to give myself an enimia with it. That it would clean me out and make me live longer. I would see him in Wal-Mart sometimes and he would have a cart full of 50 or so bottles of peroxide. Beat that!


So THAT'S your secret for looking so young!!

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#1339152 - 02/05/10 10:45 PM Re: Funny things customers say! Bacon Boy
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Well, did he also offer you an enima kit or at least direct you where to get one?


Does WalMart sell those?
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#1339154 - 02/05/10 10:48 PM Re: Funny things customers say! Spivol
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Originally Posted By: WhoDatNation!!!
sometimes the Treasury is just wrong...

§ 4–205. Depositary Bank Holder of Unindorsed Item.
If a customer delivers an item to a depositary bank for collection:
(1) the depositary bank becomes a holder of the item at the time it receives the item for collection if the customer at the time of delivery was a holder of the item, whether or not the customer indorses the item, and, if the bank satisfies the other requirements of Section 3–302, it is a holder in due course; and
(2) the depositary bank warrants to collecting banks, the payor bank or other payor, and the drawer that the amount of the item was paid to the customer or deposited to the customer's account


Why are you so concerned about this? If her bank policy is to have all customer endorse the check, then it's her banks policy. Let it go. Or do you just NEED to be told you're right about everything?


Seems like he was just trying to help her out. Maybe I am just mistaken but isnt this a compliance website and a banking thread. God forbid someone might give a recommendation. Its kind of sad that someone would take so much offense to it. I will assume you will never make upper management with skin that thin.
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#1339158 - 02/05/10 10:52 PM Re: Funny things customers say! Sound Tactic
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Its one thing to try to help me out, but when it is my banks policy (which i had already informed him of in a pm), and then he continues to pursue it, he is just pushing the matter.
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#1339159 - 02/05/10 10:53 PM Re: Funny things customers say! Pup
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Wow! I've always wanted to say it but was always afraid of getting in trouble. I just always put on my nice face and continued on.
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#1339162 - 02/05/10 10:57 PM Re: Funny things customers say! Happy2BHere
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Years ago when I was working a late drive-thru teller shift I had a minister's wife bring in a check to cash. It was from her husband, the minister, to her. In the memo line it said, "For Services Rendered!" We all got a big laugh out of that wondering just what kind of services she was giving out!!

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#1339165 - 02/05/10 10:58 PM Re: Funny things customers say! Becka Marr
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Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
Well, did he also offer you an enima kit or at least direct you where to get one?


Does WalMart sell those?


No, at least not here. You're best bet is to go to an adult-themed store.
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