Hmm... I'm out...

<--- Added the pix, that was a teaser...

You need to figure this one out only asking yes or no questions: A man is found dead in an alley shot directly between the eyes. He is surrounded by 53 bicycles; why was he shot?

Here's another one only using yes or no questions. A man walks into a seafood restaurant and upon seeing seagull on the menu orders some. When his order arrives he takes one bite of the seagull, looks at it funny, gets out of his seat walks outside and kills himself; why did he kill himself?

Great job, Andy. I would have never figured that one out.

Great job Andy, that is CORRECT he was shot for cheating at cards.

Now who has the answer to the second one!

Is this the answer to #2...

The guy was shipwrecked on an island with a bunch of people... Everybody's dying of starvation.. Somebody claims to have made seagull soup... The guy eats it, likes it, and survives... Later, he decides to order seagull soup, but it tastes really different, so he realizes that it wasn't seagull that he was eating, but the other dead people, and he shoots himself.

Angie gets the GOLD STAR on this one--she is CORRECT he was stranded on an island with three types of people; the living, the injured and the dead. The living are caring for the injured and he is one of the injured. The only thing to eat on this island is SEAGULL. He is fed seagull and LIKES it. Once rescued he goes into the restaurant and orders it and realizes what he was fed was NOT SEAGULL..so he kills himself. GREAT JOB!

the second one was sick.

I'm not proud that I knew the answer to that one. I have heard it before and it's just as disgusting now as it was then.