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#1363754 - 03/25/10 02:21 PM
Re: Freaking stupid internal auditors
swiggles
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#1363769 - 03/25/10 02:34 PM
Re: Freaking stupid internal auditors
RVFlyboy
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<---- was an internal auditor for 3 years before realizing that "Damn" wasn't part of the official job title. LOL!! That's hilarious.
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#1363774 - 03/25/10 02:40 PM
Re: Freaking stupid internal auditors
swiggles
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I hate it when the auditor wants me to explain the regulation being audited. How can you audit something you're not familiar with? Read the reg, then do the audit. This happens a lot where I currently work. My "coworkers" don't even know how to locate the regs. One asked me what BSA stood for. I think I will go back into the fetal position under my desk until the job market improves.
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#1363778 - 03/25/10 02:49 PM
Re: Freaking stupid internal auditors
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My "coworkers" don't even know how to locate the regs. I just get them from BOL.
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#1363783 - 03/25/10 02:53 PM
Re: Freaking stupid internal auditors
swiggles
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
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or when they ask if the Board has approved our procedures. Hello, the Board approves Policies, not procedures...
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#1363790 - 03/25/10 02:59 PM
Re: Freaking stupid internal auditors
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<<------ Compliance & Risk, BUT - IA works for me. Swiggles, don't be so hard on IA - we just had examiners here & I had to "Train" them on several items during the exam.ie1. The 10% tolerance for new RESPA is aggregate, not 10% for each line item (#3 through #8) of the GFE ie2. Temporary loans are exempt from HMDA & therefore we don't have to collect GMI
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#1366099 - 03/30/10 02:40 PM
Re: Freaking stupid internal auditors
Truffle Royale
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
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So I told one of them last week that one vital binder with what he needed was held by the President, so he better ask for it no later than last Thursday, as the President is out this week. of course, he didn't ask, now it has become an "I must have this today to complete the audit" situation. I told him "doesn't look like you'll have the audit completed today, does it."
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#1367542 - 03/31/10 10:49 PM
Re: Freaking stupid internal auditors
HappyGilmore
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It sounds like you have a particularly stupid auditor. I really like our internal auditors. They're thorough, knowledgeable and reasonable. Examiners....well that's another thread altogether!
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#1367804 - 04/01/10 02:53 PM
Re: Freaking stupid internal auditors
madukes
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
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He asked me yesterday if I would provide him a copy of the audit he did last year and our response...
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#1367834 - 04/01/10 03:19 PM
Re: Freaking stupid internal auditors
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your jobs are to serve the auditors and provide whatever they ask...jeez...is that so difficult?
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#1367856 - 04/01/10 03:36 PM
Re: Freaking stupid internal auditors
HappyGilmore
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He asked me yesterday if I would provide him a copy of the audit he did last year and our response... What?!?!? You need a new Internal Auditor. Just sayin'
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#1367915 - 04/01/10 04:29 PM
Re: Freaking stupid internal auditors
Retired DQ
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I really like our internal auditors. They're thorough, knowledgeable and reasonable. Our internal auditors are good people (and intelligent!) Have never had a problem with any of them. They work with our schedule to minimize interference in our daily tasks. So, Ms Diva and Ms Dukes, if I am to understand you correctly, what you are trying to say is that your IAs know your BOL screen names?
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#1367921 - 04/01/10 04:31 PM
Re: Freaking stupid internal auditors
Bobby Boucher
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Luckily for me I am the Internal Auditor - and no one else here gets on BOL. Am I one of the lucky few in that regard? I don't have to be as careful as some of you.
Last edited by Duchess Skittles; 04/01/10 04:32 PM. Reason: punctuation error
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