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#1365377 - 03/29/10 03:13 PM How to succeed in your job!
Pale Rider Offline
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under the Lone Star
Things never to let your boss hear:


"That's not my job."

"It's not my problem."

"It's not my fault."

"I can only do one thing at a time."

"I am way overqualified for this job."

"It can't be done."

read more at............

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/7-Things-Never-to-Say-to-Your-usnews-226352592.html?x=0
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#1365380 - 03/29/10 03:19 PM Re: How to succeed in your job! Pale Rider
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I only mutter those things under my breath very softly...
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#1365381 - 03/29/10 03:20 PM Re: How to succeed in your job! Pale Rider
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Outside A Garage
"His wife is great in the sack"

"He leaves his ATM card and PIN number in his drawer"

"His daughter wants me to take her to Vegas."
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#1365382 - 03/29/10 03:24 PM Re: How to succeed in your job! Blade Scrapper
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How about...

"That's above my paygrade"

"I inherited this mess"

"These problems are due to the failed policies of previous employees"

Wait, who is his boss, anyway?
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#1365408 - 03/29/10 03:40 PM Re: How to succeed in your job! Bobby Boucher
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This company is full of

Click to reveal..
mole-asses
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#1365448 - 03/29/10 04:17 PM Re: How to succeed in your job! Pale Rider
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In the Snow :)
shocked

Pale! Stealing Bobby's bit! Shame!



laugh
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#1365457 - 03/29/10 04:27 PM Re: How to succeed in your job! Snow Bunny
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Originally Posted By: P.B.
shocked

Pale! Stealing Bobby's bit! Shame!

I know!!! Perhaps we should keep our on on him... wink
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#1365458 - 03/29/10 04:31 PM Re: How to succeed in your job! Bobby Boucher
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In the Snow :)
Yes Indeed!

smile
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#1365478 - 03/29/10 05:00 PM Re: How to succeed in your job! Bobby Boucher
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Originally Posted By: Bobby Boucher
Originally Posted By: P.B.
shocked

Pale! Stealing Bobby's bit! Shame!

I know!!! Perhaps we should keep our on on him... wink
I tried keeping my on on him one time, but my on kept trying to run away...
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#1365502 - 03/29/10 05:23 PM Re: How to succeed in your job! YosemiteSamIAm
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
Pale - that is the old method...the new method is do nothing, as those that succeed will be providing greater "donations" to those that haven't been as "lucky", thereby redistributing the luck and success until we are all the same!
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