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#1458902 - 10/25/10 12:44 PM
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Congratulations, you may now kiss yourself snip - TAIPEI (Reuters) – Chen Wei-yih has posed for a set of photos in a flowing white dress, enlisted a wedding planner and rented a banquet hall for a marriage celebration with 30 friends.
But there is no groom. Chen will marry herself.
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#1458907 - 10/25/10 01:13 PM
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jealous you weren't first?
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#1458913 - 10/25/10 01:35 PM
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#1458929 - 10/25/10 02:26 PM
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What happened to marriage being a union between TWO people???????
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#1459061 - 10/25/10 05:36 PM
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What happened to marriage being a union between TWO people??????? Who knows? Maybe the other personalities will show up?
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#1459293 - 10/25/10 09:46 PM
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Well, it beats marrying that roller coaster.
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#1459307 - 10/25/10 10:34 PM
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What happened to marriage being a union between TWO people??????? Don't you be forcing your morals on everyone else. 
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#1459367 - 10/26/10 01:12 PM
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who moves out if she divorces?
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#1459373 - 10/26/10 01:17 PM
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WE WANT PRENUP!
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#1459378 - 10/26/10 01:24 PM
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Is it gonna [censored] her off if she leaves the cap off the toothpaste???? Is she the "better half"? Instead of wearing a T-shirt saying "I'm with stupid"...hers will say "I am Stupid" 
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#1459471 - 10/26/10 02:52 PM
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That is just bizarre!
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#1459622 - 10/26/10 05:34 PM
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If there is a divorce, at least child custody will be pretty easy to figure out.
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#1459630 - 10/26/10 05:39 PM
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who controls the remote?
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#1459758 - 10/26/10 08:08 PM
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What happened to marriage being a union between TWO people??????? Who knows? Maybe the other personalities will show up? That is hilarious!!
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#1459761 - 10/26/10 08:11 PM
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What happened to marriage being a union between TWO people??????? Don't you be forcing your morals on everyone else. Marriage to more than two people is bigamy--which is still illegal I think!!
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#1459787 - 10/26/10 08:37 PM
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What happened to marriage being a union between TWO people??????? Don't you be forcing your morals on everyone else. Marriage to more than two people is bigamy--which is still illegal I think!! So, what would you call marriage to 0 people, origami? 
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