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#1501338 - 01/27/11 07:33 PM BREAKING NEWS!!!
HRH Okie Banker Offline
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To save the economy, in FEBRUARY 2011, the government will start deporting all of the old people (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.

I started crying when I thought of you!!

Just working here until I get my letter from Hogwarts.

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#1501340 - 01/27/11 07:40 PM Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! HRH Okie Banker
Blade Scrapper Offline
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Outside A Garage
Where's pale?
Last edited by Wessonality; 01/27/11 07:40 PM.
_________________________ guys, I'm going home

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#1501343 - 01/27/11 07:42 PM Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Blade Scrapper
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Where I am supposed to be
Somewhere in a bunker clutching his Medicare card and muttering something about "You can have my Social Security and Medicare when you pry them from my cold, dead hands." laugh
Do, or do not; there is no try. - Yoda

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#1501347 - 01/27/11 07:43 PM Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! HRH Okie Banker
A_G Offline
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Deek and Miscuit have been noticeably absent today. eek
With the lights out, it's less dangerous.

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#1501350 - 01/27/11 07:47 PM Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Purple Pride
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The Sovereign State Of Oklahom...
Apparently the AARP has been a conspiracy this hole time! Cahooting with the feds just to identify Pale! smile
Run like the wind, but never forget gravity. wink

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#1501352 - 01/27/11 07:47 PM Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! A_G
Snow Bunny Offline
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In the Snow :)
Originally Posted By: A_G
Deek and Miscuit have been noticeably absent today. eek

They're out tracking down Pale. whistle
The woods are lovely dark & deep & I have promises to keep & miles to go before I sleep and miles to go before I sleep

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#1501383 - 01/27/11 08:09 PM Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Snow Bunny
Pale Rider Offline
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under the Lone Star
I can't think of anything to say that wouldn't be vitriolic and violent.

May I pick my country for deportation?
Societies that do not find work in and of itself "pleasing to God and requisite to Man," tend to be highly corrupt.

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#1501387 - 01/27/11 08:14 PM Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! Pale Rider
edAudit Offline
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You are here
You only think that they are deporting you Pale or should we call you Mr. (Soylent) Green.
Opinions can be considered as coming from anywhere but my employer.


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#1501588 - 01/27/11 11:36 PM Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! edAudit
buggs Offline
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But at least he gets to watch a nice movie before he goes.

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#1501626 - 01/28/11 11:59 AM Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! buggs
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Turnpike Exit 10
What, The Bucket List? whistle
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - Mark Twain

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#1502248 - 01/28/11 08:46 PM Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! DeeQ
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We're giving Florida back to Spain?

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#1503306 - 02/01/11 04:24 PM Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! JacF
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The Land of Tax Free Shopping!
I've been in Gitmo for the last 4 months. Never, ever bring shampoo on a plane...
Caveat Lector! The opinions expressed in this post are those of FBH and no other, not even my employer!

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