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#1520118 - 03/10/11 05:06 PM Collateral Descriptions to Make You Laugh
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Saw a new loan today secured by a UCC listing "All Firearms". I don't think I'll go on THAT repo!

What's the strangest or most unique collateral description you've ever seen?
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#1520122 - 03/10/11 05:09 PM Re: Collateral Descriptions to Make You Laugh Tater
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eek I'm with you Tater.
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#1520140 - 03/10/11 05:22 PM Re: Collateral Descriptions to Make You Laugh cheekEE
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I'll go! I'll go!! laugh
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#1520201 - 03/10/11 06:18 PM Re: Collateral Descriptions to Make You Laugh Bankbb1, PITA
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I saw a UCC that showed the collateral as a red-faced cow and a white-faced cow.

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#1520306 - 03/10/11 07:43 PM Re: Collateral Descriptions to Make You Laugh SLU Voice
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breast implants.

yeah, good luck trying to repo that.
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#1520327 - 03/10/11 07:59 PM Re: Collateral Descriptions to Make You Laugh A_G
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Originally Posted By: A_G
breast implants.

yeah, good luck trying to repo that.


Originally Posted By: FPB Bill
I saw a UCC that showed the collateral as a red-faced cow and a white-faced cow.


Same loan?

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#1520354 - 03/10/11 08:21 PM Re: Collateral Descriptions to Make You Laugh B_F
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Once we had a loan secured by something along the lines of "all equipment now owned or hereafter acquired, wherever located." The loan assistant asked the loan officer if he wanted to require insurance. He replied "you can't insure that S#!%"

I almost fell out of my chair. If you can't even get insurenace on that stuff, why are we loaning money on it?????????????

I am pretty sure it was a terrible loan all the way around.
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#1520359 - 03/10/11 08:23 PM Re: Collateral Descriptions to Make You Laugh PStateBank
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Around here, nobody calls a Hereford cow anything but a "white face".
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#1520361 - 03/10/11 08:24 PM Re: Collateral Descriptions to Make You Laugh Tater
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Originally Posted By: Tater
Saw a new loan today secured by a UCC listing "All Firearms". I don't think I'll go on THAT repo!

What's the strangest or most unique collateral description you've ever seen?


Just "all Firearms"..no make, model, serial#? That's crazy!

I've been to someone's new house who built a humongous vault JUST FOR his firearms...it was Un. Freaking. Believable!
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#1520490 - 03/11/11 12:21 AM Re: Collateral Descriptions to Make You Laugh Tater
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Originally Posted By: Tater
Saw a new loan today secured by a UCC listing "All Firearms". I don't think I'll go on THAT repo!


Maybe they were financing a shotgun wedding.

AHHH HA HA HA HA!!
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#1520497 - 03/11/11 01:21 AM Re: Collateral Descriptions to Make You Laugh A_G
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Originally Posted By: A_G
breast implants.

yeah, good luck trying to repo that.


The Best Practice to prevent needing to repo would be to perform an annual review of this loans assets. Which should involve a thorough inspection of the collateral. smirk
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#1520586 - 03/11/11 02:52 PM Re: Collateral Descriptions to Make You Laugh A_G
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Originally Posted By: A_G
breast implants.

yeah, good luck trying to repo that.

I understand they do have serial numbers shocked
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#1520710 - 03/11/11 05:01 PM Re: Collateral Descriptions to Make You Laugh Rie A
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when including everything, except maybe their first born, we use the phrase "mother hubbard's cupboard"
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#1520773 - 03/11/11 06:03 PM Re: Collateral Descriptions to Make You Laugh Pale Rider
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In this case, the description would be "mother hubbard's cups".
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