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#1583268 - 07/26/11 06:58 PM Hernia Surgery Anyone?
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#1583272 - 07/26/11 07:00 PM Re: Hernia Surgery Anyone? bOaty
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I have been VERY close, on several occasions, to attempting to perform spinal surgery on myself!

I've had it done twice already, and I'm a computer geek, I'm certain I can figure it out grin
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#1583285 - 07/26/11 07:10 PM Re: Hernia Surgery Anyone? Bimmer
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I'll pass, thanks!

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#1583293 - 07/26/11 07:12 PM Re: Hernia Surgery Anyone? B_F
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With a butter knife? Man, talk about not being the sharpest knife in the drawer...
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#1583294 - 07/26/11 07:13 PM Re: Hernia Surgery Anyone? bOaty
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Por que? Everyone knows you use the steak knife for that procedure. Silly rabbit.
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#1583354 - 07/26/11 08:14 PM Re: Hernia Surgery Anyone? Sinatra Fan
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I can see how prolonged pain can make someone crazy, but they shoudl still have sense to attempt it right...
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#1583361 - 07/26/11 08:18 PM Re: Hernia Surgery Anyone? Dip
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Couldn't he find someone to do the proceder on Craigs list?
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#1583413 - 07/26/11 08:59 PM Re: Hernia Surgery Anyone? edAudit
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1. Nekkid on the apartment patio

2. Butter knife surgery

3. Sticks burning ciggie into hole

Do I hear mental evaluation?

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#1583416 - 07/26/11 09:00 PM Re: Hernia Surgery Anyone? bOaty
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#1583429 - 07/26/11 09:05 PM Re: Hernia Surgery Anyone? Sing A Little
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Cauterizing with a cigarette? Man, he's lost his marlboros!
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#1583431 - 07/26/11 09:05 PM Re: Hernia Surgery Anyone? Sing A Little
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#1583441 - 07/26/11 09:11 PM Re: Hernia Surgery Anyone? Bankbb1, PITA
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Ok he was reading through Obamacare and found that a hernia was not covered but self inflicted wounds caused by a butter knife only if cauterized with a cig. was covered. laugh
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#1583460 - 07/26/11 09:33 PM Re: Hernia Surgery Anyone? edAudit
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Originally Posted By: EdAudit
Ok he was reading through Obamacare and found that a hernia was not covered but self inflicted wounds caused by a butter knife only if cauterized with a cig. was covered. laugh


This could bust the "Home Surgery Kit as bought on Ebay" market wide open! Operators are standing by now!! laugh
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#1583470 - 07/26/11 09:49 PM Re: Hernia Surgery Anyone? GuitarDude
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Cauterizing with a cigarette? Man, he's lost his marlboros!


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