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#1666122 - 02/16/12 02:50 PM
Revealing paternity with Maury Povich and friends
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Revealing paternity with Maury Povich and friends snip - STAMFORD, Conn. (AP) — Behind a backstage door, Maury Povich leafs through papers and listens to his producers brief him on that day's paternity mysteries. He checks the pronunciation of a name or two, tries to get straight which man is claiming a childhood testicular injury. Then he's ready.
"Let's play the game," the veteran TV personality says as he rises and heads toward the door.
A couple of turns down a hallway later, he steps onto a stage filled with women dancing to "Sexy and I Know It" over the loudspeaker. A roar of recognition greets him. Maury's people.
In the post-Oprah Winfrey daytime world, these are good days to be Maury Povich, who shares with Jerry Springer and Steve Wilkos a studio converted from a theater 45 miles northeast of New York. His show has its best ratings in five years. "Maury" is the top talk show among young viewers.
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#1666343 - 02/16/12 06:02 PM
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"I KNOW he's the daddy!!"
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#1666347 - 02/16/12 06:04 PM
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You are NOT the father!
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#1666361 - 02/16/12 06:17 PM
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::throws hands in air and runs around set screaming::
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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#1666365 - 02/16/12 06:21 PM
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^^^my fav^^^ Especially when he's "the only one I been wit!" so it could be nobody else! 
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#1666366 - 02/16/12 06:25 PM
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::cue slap fight::
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#1666367 - 02/16/12 06:26 PM
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#1666374 - 02/16/12 06:37 PM
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You missed the best part, alluding to the fact that Maury gets paid rather nicely for this crud... A friend recently tut-tutted Povich about the show, shaking his head and saying he wouldn't do it for a million dollars.
Povich's eyes twinkled as he recalled his response.
"I said, 'Neither would I.'"
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#1666382 - 02/16/12 06:44 PM
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<--- :bangs head against desk: My eyes! My eyes! How can people watch this carp!!?? he asks to a nation enthralled with Jersy Shores. 
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#1666391 - 02/16/12 07:08 PM
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I'm 99.999999% sure he is the daddy!
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#1666394 - 02/16/12 06:58 PM
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"I slept with 12 different guys in a week, one of them being my sister's husband, another my mother's new boyfriend, and one a distant cousin... and now I don't know who my babby's daddy is!"
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#1666422 - 02/16/12 07:20 PM
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#1666442 - 02/16/12 07:32 PM
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Too soon.
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