How not to make your wife happy
A partial list...
1. Being at home
2. Not being at home
3. Not taking her out enough
4. Being with her when I take her out
5. Not taking the trash out at the very second it becomes full
6. Taking the trash out before she has had a chance to find the thing she didn't mean to throw away
7. Asking her if an item of clothing should be washed on gentle cycle ("that's why we have a dedicated delicates basket!")
8. Washing her clothes on the wrong setting because they were not in the dedicated delicates basket
9. Not cooking dinner enough
10. Not cooking dinner well enough
11. Spending too much time working in the yard
12. Allowing the grass to creep over the sidewalk or get 1/8 of an inch too tall
13. Having the gall to talk to her during one of her shows
14. Not wanting to talk during a UT football game
15. Wasting time working out when I could be doing something useful
16. Not looking like that guy
17. Not listening
18. Remembering the things she's said
::heads over to the causes of stress thread::