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#1687792 - 04/11/12 02:36 PM Re: My dream job - at least for today PATSGirl74
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Big giant robot that roams around smashing buildings.

Alternatively, competitive eater or professional dog walker.

I'd also not mind being a roofer, but only April/May and September/October. It's been a fun side job the past few years, even last year when I half-fell through a roof and destroyed my ankle for a few weeks. There's just a nice sense of accomplishment looking back at the end of the day and seeing the fruits of your labor instead of a pile of papers.
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#1687812 - 04/11/12 03:15 PM Re: My dream job - at least for today manimal
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I was going to say something silly like "be a personal shopper" or "own my own bookstore" but now the last few posts have me thinking I'd like to be the baby oil/lotion applicator woman for the Thunder from Down Under. smirk And I'm fairly certain I'd have to have this job for quite some time to really make sure I liked it.



Hmmm on that note I think I'll go with smut book-cover photographer. wink


Will either of you need an assistant? cool
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#1687835 - 04/11/12 03:37 PM Re: My dream job - at least for today Matt_B
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Originally Posted By: Matt_B
professional dog walker.


The dog walkers we've used for our pups is currently hiring a PT walker.... whistle
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#1687886 - 04/11/12 04:27 PM Re: My dream job - at least for today Matt_B
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competitive eater


I could get on board with this
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#1687896 - 04/11/12 04:41 PM Re: My dream job - at least for today PATSGirl74
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International assassin and confectioner.
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#1687897 - 04/11/12 04:42 PM Re: My dream job - at least for today Bankbb1, PITA
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Originally Posted By: Bankbb1
International assassin and confectioner.


Best one yet - hilarious what I am picturing in my head
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#1687906 - 04/11/12 04:54 PM Re: My dream job - at least for today PATSGirl74
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Originally Posted By: PATSGirl74
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1
International assassin and confectioner.


Best one yet - hilarious what I am picturing in my head


Brings new meaning to the term "Candyazz". grin
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#1687908 - 04/11/12 04:56 PM Re: My dream job - at least for today Bankbb1, PITA
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Originally Posted By: Bankbb1
International assassin and confectioner.


I could totally see Chef Ron Ben-Israel as an assassin as well.

No one is really that strange without something else going on to the side.
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#1687911 - 04/11/12 04:57 PM Re: My dream job - at least for today Bankbb1, PITA
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Originally Posted By: Bankbb1
Originally Posted By: PATSGirl74
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1
International assassin and confectioner.


Best one yet - hilarious what I am picturing in my head


Brings new meaning to the term "Candyazz". grin


ohhhhh that is so a James Bond, Bad Guy assassin name. I see a new avatar of your new alter ego coming soon LOL
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#1687913 - 04/11/12 05:00 PM Re: My dream job - at least for today PATSGirl74
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Sort of like Batfastard from Austin Powers, only not as nasty looking! laugh

Although......he did wear a kilt! grin
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#1687915 - 04/11/12 05:06 PM Re: My dream job - at least for today Bankbb1, PITA
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Originally Posted By: Bankbb1
Sort of like Batfastard from Austin Powers, only not as nasty looking! laugh

Although......he did wear a kilt! grin


I was sort of picturing a french chef / baker with the curly end mustache (not sure why) - bakers hat in much better shape than the Batfastard you were thinking.
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#1687924 - 04/11/12 05:18 PM Re: My dream job - at least for today PATSGirl74
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::picturing BB1 with a French accent and a handlebar mustache::

laugh laugh laugh laugh
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#1687949 - 04/11/12 05:57 PM Re: My dream job - at least for today PATSGirl74
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:In my best french accent:

Allo monssieur, I must keel you now! But first wewd you care for a bon bon? smirk
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#1687956 - 04/11/12 06:03 PM Re: My dream job - at least for today PATSGirl74
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Hmmm... I'd probably stay away from being a French assassin. I just recall too many French jokes and surrendering in the movies.

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#1687962 - 04/11/12 06:14 PM Re: My dream job - at least for today PATSGirl74
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I'm not french!
I'm an American confectioner/assassin doing a french accent and killing with bon bon's so I wont get caught! SHEESH!

But I didnt say that..! cool
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#1688050 - 04/11/12 08:23 PM Re: My dream job - at least for today Bankbb1, PITA
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Originally Posted By: Bankbb1
I'm not french!
I'm an American confectioner/assassin doing a french accent and killing with bon bon's so I wont get caught! SHEESH!

But I didnt say that..! cool


I will not forget this conversation if I get you in this years ornament exchange ; )
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#1688053 - 04/11/12 08:24 PM Re: My dream job - at least for today PATSGirl74
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::high five:: PATSGirl74 laugh
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#1688056 - 04/11/12 08:27 PM Re: My dream job - at least for today manimal
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Originally Posted By: manimal
::high five:: PATSGirl74 laugh


New meaning to Killer Cupcake Mani LOL
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#1688063 - 04/11/12 08:42 PM Re: My dream job - at least for today PATSGirl74
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OMGoodness! That's awesome. I can see it now- Cupcake orny wirth handlebar mustache, beret, and knife in hand. smile
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#1688067 - 04/11/12 08:46 PM Re: My dream job - at least for today PATSGirl74
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Originally Posted By: PATSGirl74
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1
I'm not french!
I'm an American confectioner/assassin doing a french accent and killing with bon bon's so I wont get caught! SHEESH!

But I didnt say that..! cool


I will not forget this conversation if I get you in this years ornament exchange ; )


Oui'!!! grin
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#1688072 - 04/11/12 08:58 PM Re: My dream job - at least for today Bankbb1, PITA
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Originally Posted By: Bankbb1
Oui'!!! grin


If I get you, expect a moldy baguette. smile Carbs are the enemy and all that.
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#1688079 - 04/11/12 09:04 PM Re: My dream job - at least for today PATSGirl74
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Its little known, but you can hollow out baquette's and make flutes form them......
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#1688080 - 04/11/12 09:06 PM Re: My dream job - at least for today Bankbb1, PITA
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Originally Posted By: Bankbb1
Its little known, but you can hollow out baquette's and make flutes form them......


Or a dart gun eek laugh
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#1688091 - 04/11/12 09:24 PM Re: My dream job - at least for today edAudit
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Its little known, but you can hollow out baquette's and make flutes form them......


Or a dart gun eek laugh


Ok, now you're just being silly..... laugh
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#1688147 - 04/12/12 11:14 AM Re: My dream job - at least for today PATSGirl74
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