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#1702380 - 05/23/12 02:39 PM A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot..
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No, for real.

Local news story, not too far from here that's apparently been picked up for national mockery. Apparently the guy had a friend on the way to pick them up and drive them home, but the keys were in the ignition and that got the man an OWI. Reports are the man is a very nice guy and treats the animals very well!

http://www.kcrg.com/news/local/Zebra-Parrot-Found-in-Truck-During-Police-Stop-152634465.html
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#1702381 - 05/23/12 02:41 PM Re: A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.. Matt_B
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He was actually carrying a poster for the new Madagascar movie.
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#1702382 - 05/23/12 02:42 PM Re: A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.. Matt_B
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I loved the mug shot on the news this morning. Perfect picture for what you'd expect of a drunk man that drives around with a parrot and zebra in the car.

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#1702385 - 05/23/12 02:45 PM Re: A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.. Matt_B
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I though it was going to be the joke. frown
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#1702389 - 05/23/12 02:47 PM Re: A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.. Matt_B
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Drunk driving with a zebra in your vehicle is no joke!
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#1702397 - 05/23/12 02:56 PM Re: A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.. Matt_B
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I thought it was going to be the bar. frown
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#1702406 - 05/23/12 03:01 PM Re: A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.. manimal
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#1702411 - 05/23/12 03:03 PM Re: A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.. Matt_B
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Zebra Mixed drink:
2 shots black sambuca
2 shots white tequila

Directions: Layer it in a cocktail glass then light it up. Breath the fumes and then suck it all up in a straw.

It's now a bar! Let's throw some of these back in honor of the zebra! Apparently it has been known to make you see black and white stripes...
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#1702413 - 05/23/12 03:04 PM Re: A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.. Matt_B
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It isn't like the rest of the country isn't wacked out.

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#1702414 - 05/23/12 03:04 PM Re: A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.. Matt_B
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Dubuque is pretty close to Wisconsin....just sayin'.

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#1702416 - 05/23/12 03:06 PM Re: A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.. 'Lil Freak!
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Originally Posted By: Guns 'n Poodles
Weird things come out of Iowa.


I stay in Iowa. Pup left, that makes him weird!
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#1702451 - 05/23/12 03:45 PM Re: A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.. Matt_B
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The interview was interesting.
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#1702463 - 05/23/12 04:01 PM Re: A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.. Matt_B
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I saw a horse tied to a chain linked fence when my husband took me to a restaurant for Mother's Day. There wasn't a horse trailer in the parking lot, so I assume he was ridden there.

Yes, I live in Texas. Yes, it's a small town. But that was a first for me.

Not as exotic as a parrot or zebra, but something that makes you scratch your head and go, "hmm."
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#1702466 - 05/23/12 04:04 PM Re: A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.. Matt_B
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#1702599 - 05/23/12 06:39 PM Re: A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.. Matt_B
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A zebra and a parrot are equal to one owl?

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#1702655 - 05/23/12 07:59 PM Re: A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.. Matt_B
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I like that he was in the "Dog House" bar.
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#1702682 - 05/23/12 08:20 PM Re: A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.. Matt_B
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I wonder if the parrot and Zebra were drinking too? I'll bet the guy would have gotten away with it if the parrot wouldn't have talked....
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#1702683 - 05/23/12 08:21 PM Re: A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.. thomasj
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#1702744 - 05/23/12 09:53 PM Re: A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.. edAudit
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Originally Posted By: EdAudit
I though it was going to be the joke. frown


me too.

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#1702780 - 05/24/12 12:36 PM Re: A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.. thomasj
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I wonder if the parrot and Zebra were drinking too? I'll bet the guy would have gotten away with it if the parrot wouldn't have talked....

and if it hadn't been for you meddling kids.

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#1702897 - 05/24/12 03:09 PM Re: A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.. Matt_B
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Originally Posted By: Matt_B
Drunk driving with a zebra in your vehicle is no joke!


Sounds pretty black and white to me. laugh
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#1702899 - 05/24/12 03:11 PM Re: A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.. GuitarDude
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Do any of you have lame jokes


this is all that Guitardude has
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#1702900 - 05/24/12 03:14 PM Re: A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.. Matt_B
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#1702907 - 05/24/12 03:21 PM Re: A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.. GuitarDude
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#1702998 - 05/24/12 05:15 PM Re: A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.. Matt_B
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