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#1702381 - 05/23/12 02:41 PM
Re: A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot..
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He was actually carrying a poster for the new Madagascar movie.
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#1702382 - 05/23/12 02:42 PM
Re: A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot..
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I loved the mug shot on the news this morning. Perfect picture for what you'd expect of a drunk man that drives around with a parrot and zebra in the car.
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#1702389 - 05/23/12 02:47 PM
Re: A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot..
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Drunk driving with a zebra in your vehicle is no joke!
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#1702406 - 05/23/12 03:01 PM
Re: A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot..
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Weird things come out of Iowa.
Oh…sorry Matt…….
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#1702411 - 05/23/12 03:03 PM
Re: A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot..
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Zebra Mixed drink:
2 shots black sambuca
2 shots white tequila
Directions: Layer it in a cocktail glass then light it up. Breath the fumes and then suck it all up in a straw.
It's now a bar! Let's throw some of these back in honor of the zebra! Apparently it has been known to make you see black and white stripes...
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#1702413 - 05/23/12 03:04 PM
Re: A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot..
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It isn't like the rest of the country isn't wacked out.
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#1702416 - 05/23/12 03:06 PM
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Weird things come out of Iowa.
I stay in Iowa. Pup left, that makes him weird!
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#1702451 - 05/23/12 03:45 PM
Re: A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot..
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The interview was interesting.
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#1702463 - 05/23/12 04:01 PM
Re: A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot..
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I saw a horse tied to a chain linked fence when my husband took me to a restaurant for Mother's Day. There wasn't a horse trailer in the parking lot, so I assume he was ridden there.
Yes, I live in Texas. Yes, it's a small town. But that was a first for me.
Not as exotic as a parrot or zebra, but something that makes you scratch your head and go, "hmm."
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#1702466 - 05/23/12 04:04 PM
Re: A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot..
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You sure it wasn't Hillary?
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#1702599 - 05/23/12 06:39 PM
Re: A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot..
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A zebra and a parrot are equal to one owl?
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#1702655 - 05/23/12 07:59 PM
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I like that he was in the "Dog House" bar.
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#1702682 - 05/23/12 08:20 PM
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I wonder if the parrot and Zebra were drinking too? I'll bet the guy would have gotten away with it if the parrot wouldn't have talked....
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#1702683 - 05/23/12 08:21 PM
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#1702780 - 05/24/12 12:36 PM
Re: A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot..
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I wonder if the parrot and Zebra were drinking too? I'll bet the guy would have gotten away with it if the parrot wouldn't have talked.... and if it hadn't been for you meddling kids.
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#1702897 - 05/24/12 03:09 PM
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Drunk driving with a zebra in your vehicle is no joke! Sounds pretty black and white to me. 
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#1702899 - 05/24/12 03:11 PM
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Do any of you have lame jokes this is all that Guitardude has
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#1702900 - 05/24/12 03:14 PM
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^^^^ jealous
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#1702907 - 05/24/12 03:21 PM
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you're jealous of my gas...............prices
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#1702998 - 05/24/12 05:15 PM
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birds of a feather...
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