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#1703873 - 05/29/12 04:01 PM Don't you hate it when...
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you are trying to avoid getting on an elevator with a really annoying co-worker and the "close door" button doesn't work? mad eek
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#1703875 - 05/29/12 04:02 PM Re: Don't you hate it when... DeeQ
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No, I always take the stairs. smile
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#1703877 - 05/29/12 04:03 PM Re: Don't you hate it when... Matt_B
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She'd need an oxygen bar on each floor! laugh
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#1703878 - 05/29/12 04:04 PM Re: Don't you hate it when... DeeQ
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Well dont try the ole "Choke them out and try to pretend like they had heart attack when the door opens" thing......
Suprisingly, when they come to, they rat you out. frown
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#1703880 - 05/29/12 04:06 PM Re: Don't you hate it when... DeeQ
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Crop dust the elevator before they get on, then pretend you forgot something and quickly exit.
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#1703881 - 05/29/12 04:08 PM Re: Don't you hate it when... A_G
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Originally Posted By: Mr A_G-DDD™
She'd need an oxygen bar on each floor! laugh


:KICK:

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#1703882 - 05/29/12 04:08 PM Re: Don't you hate it when... DeeQ
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What's worse is when you're getting into an elevator and someone getting off just crop dusted. And you're left to choke on it for 14 floors. sick

ETA: Oh, that was you tj?!?! mad
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#1703894 - 05/29/12 04:19 PM Re: Don't you hate it when... Bacon Boy
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just go all David Blaine and hold your breath for 10 minutes
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#1703896 - 05/29/12 04:20 PM Re: Don't you hate it when... DeeQ
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Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
What's worse is when you're getting into an elevator and someone getting off just crop dusted. And you're left to choke on it for 14 floors. sick

ETA: Oh, that was you tj?!?! mad


blush My bad. Stay away from the burritos from the cart across the street...
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#1703911 - 05/29/12 04:37 PM Re: Don't you hate it when... DeeQ
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It's been so long since I've been in a building with an elevator!
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#1703913 - 05/29/12 04:39 PM Re: Don't you hate it when... DeeQ
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...you don't have a pacifier available to stick in a LO's mouth when they are whining about the most irrelevant issue?
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#1703945 - 05/29/12 05:35 PM Re: Don't you hate it when... DeeQ
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I'd give the pacifier to our Asst Mgrs, they are the crybabies in our bank. smirk
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#1704017 - 05/29/12 06:42 PM Re: Don't you hate it when... Bacon Boy
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Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
What's worse is when you're getting into an elevator and someone getting off just crop dusted. And you're left to choke on it for 14 floors. sick

ETA: Oh, that was you tj?!?! mad


Or when someone crop dusts and gets off the elevator, you get on, then someone gets on during the next stop and thinks that you've [censored] your pants...
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#1704019 - 05/29/12 06:43 PM Re: Don't you hate it when... DeeQ
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And I typed "censored" in myself to save the thread time smile
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#1704023 - 05/29/12 06:50 PM Re: Don't you hate it when... DeeQ
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I got in our elevator last week and it started going up before the door was completely closed!! SCARY! eek

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#1704034 - 05/29/12 07:01 PM Re: Don't you hate it when... Sci_Comply
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…you’re snacking on some dude’s face--sans clothing--and the police start firing at you. Whassup with that????
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#1704100 - 05/29/12 07:51 PM Re: Don't you hate it when... Sci_Comply
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Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
I got in our elevator last week and it started going up before the door was completely closed!! SCARY! eek


but all you'd see is cement? Yes?
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#1704105 - 05/29/12 07:53 PM Re: Don't you hate it when... DeeQ
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Or the magic doorway to another dimension...
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#1704108 - 05/29/12 07:54 PM Re: Don't you hate it when... 'Lil Freak!
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Originally Posted By: Guns 'n Poodles
…you’re snacking on some dude’s face--sans clothing--and the police start firing at you. Whassup with that????


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#1704115 - 05/29/12 07:59 PM Re: Don't you hate it when... Matt_B
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Or the magic doorway to another dimension...


I'll see you in the Geek Thread, my dear Matt. laugh laugh
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#1704119 - 05/29/12 08:02 PM Re: Don't you hate it when... DeeQ
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I've gotten over my fear of riding the elevator with other passengers. Used to be, I was afraid the cart would break down between floors and, if it was just before lunch, people would decided to turn on me and eat me. When I expressed this concern with some coworkers, they tried to assure me I didn't have enough meat on me to justify being eaten, but secretly I knew they planned to jump me if there ever was a food shortage issue.
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#1704120 - 05/29/12 08:02 PM Re: Don't you hate it when... Peepers
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Originally Posted By: Guns 'n Poodles
…you’re snacking on some dude’s face--sans clothing--and the police start firing at you. Whassup with that????


nom nom nom


Who took the Lector masque off him^^^ eek
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#1704122 - 05/29/12 08:03 PM Re: Don't you hate it when... manimal
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Or the magic doorway to another dimension...


I'll see you in the Geek Thread, my dear Matt. laugh laugh


Awwww! You're going to get me in using one of your guest passes? That's so nice of you!
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#1704128 - 05/29/12 08:06 PM Re: Don't you hate it when... DeeQ
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You earned it. smile
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#1704134 - 05/29/12 08:08 PM Re: Don't you hate it when... Bacon Boy
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Originally Posted By: BaconBoy
I've gotten over my fear of riding the elevator with other passengers. Used to be, I was afraid the cart would break down between floors and, if it was just before lunch, people would decided to turn on me and eat me. When I expressed this concern with some coworkers, they tried to assure me I didn't have enough meat on me to justify being eaten, but secretly I knew they planned to jump me if there ever was a food shortage issue.


whatever, you would enjoy it.............freak
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