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#1708803 - 06/11/12 12:42 PM Today's Your Birthday!
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Happy birthday, TJ!








::fills shipping box with folding walker, Polydent, Life Alert penant and one year of monitoring, Depends (for incontinence and bedwetting issues), a case of Ensure, one ticket to Branson, Missouri, and uses extra-large font so TJ can see the message without his magnifying glass while typing on his EZ-Eyes keyboard)::
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#1708806 - 06/11/12 12:44 PM Re: Today's Your Birthday! 'Lil Freak!
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Good Job, Lil Freak! Happy Cake Day, TJ!
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#1708810 - 06/11/12 12:47 PM Re: Today's Your Birthday! 'Lil Freak!
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Happy birthday, Mr. Cheekee! laugh
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#1708811 - 06/11/12 12:54 PM Re: Today's Your Birthday! 'Lil Freak!
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Happy Birthday!!
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#1708818 - 06/11/12 01:02 PM Re: Today's Your Birthday! 'Lil Freak!
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Happy Birthday! Hope your day is wonderful!
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#1708822 - 06/11/12 01:17 PM Re: Today's Your Birthday! 'Lil Freak!
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Happy Birthday Thomas!
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#1708823 - 06/11/12 01:20 PM Re: Today's Your Birthday! 'Lil Freak!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!

::adds a few tennis balls to the shipping box for the bottom of the walker::
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#1708826 - 06/11/12 01:23 PM Re: Today's Your Birthday! 'Lil Freak!
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Happy birthday!
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#1708836 - 06/11/12 01:39 PM Re: Today's Your Birthday! 'Lil Freak!
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Happy birthday! Hope it's a good one!
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#1708853 - 06/11/12 02:01 PM Re: Today's Your Birthday! 'Lil Freak!
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Happy birthday TJ! I'll add a case of Metamucil®, a box of only black jelly beans (since it's obvious that only old people like these) and two cases of 5-hour energy shots!
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#1708863 - 06/11/12 02:18 PM Re: Today's Your Birthday! 'Lil Freak!
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Tea Jay! Tea Jay! Tea Jay!! Birthday!

Challenge the youngster to a small race. Say oh.. 26.2 miles! laugh
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#1708891 - 06/11/12 02:57 PM Re: Today's Your Birthday! 'Lil Freak!
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Happy Birthday TJ. I hope you have a blessed day.
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#1708900 - 06/11/12 03:22 PM Re: Today's Your Birthday! 'Lil Freak!
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Happy, happy birthday, tj!!

laugh
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#1708905 - 06/11/12 03:35 PM Re: Today's Your Birthday! manimal
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Originally Posted By: manimal
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!

::adds a few tennis balls to the shipping box for the bottom of the walker::


Good addition! He hasn't mastered the rolling walker. And no motorized scooter for him!
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#1708908 - 06/11/12 03:51 PM Re: Today's Your Birthday! 'Lil Freak!
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Happy birthday TJ! How about a shark cake? Maybe dpi can decorate one for you! smile
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#1708962 - 06/11/12 05:19 PM Re: Today's Your Birthday! 'Lil Freak!
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Happy Birthday.......and add a couple of bags of prunes to the box!
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#1708975 - 06/11/12 05:36 PM Re: Today's Your Birthday! 'Lil Freak!
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::Repacks Freak's gift box and writes "open in 2022" when I am Freak's age. Accepts Mani's gift of tennis balls and challenges her to pick up her racquet. Bakes Matt a batch of "Special" Brownies with the Metamucil and 5 hour energy shots and shoots the black jelly bean from a slingshot at his car.::

Seriously, thanks for all the birthday wishes! Had a great get together with the kids and family over the weekend. Hope to go for a run after work and dinner with my Mom, without whom none of this would be possible!
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#1708978 - 06/11/12 05:37 PM Re: Today's Your Birthday! 'Lil Freak!
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#1708994 - 06/11/12 05:54 PM Re: Today's Your Birthday! thomasj
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Originally Posted By: thomasj
::Bakes Matt a batch of "Special" Brownies with the Metamucil and 5 hour energy shots.::


Happy Birthday!

::if this works how I think it is going to work you won't want to be at work::
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#1709015 - 06/11/12 06:16 PM Re: Today's Your Birthday! 'Lil Freak!
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Happy Birthday Tj!

::Puts candles on a woopie pie::

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#1709023 - 06/11/12 06:30 PM Re: Today's Your Birthday! HRH Okie Banker
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Originally Posted By: Okie Banker


::if this works how I think it is going to work you won't want to be at work::


Running to the bathroom with extreme speed and energy? If I'm going to have to run there, I sure don't want to be sluggish.

What he doesn't know is that we're planning a surprise birthday party at his place tonight...hope he has more than one bathroom available for all the guests to use!
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#1709031 - 06/11/12 06:40 PM Re: Today's Your Birthday! 'Lil Freak!
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I've got 2 bathrooms, we (you) should be good to go (so to speak)!
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#1709177 - 06/12/12 12:18 PM Re: Today's Your Birthday! thomasj
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Happy Birthday!!!!

(I bet you thought I was part of "the list")... whistle
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#1709179 - 06/12/12 12:20 PM Re: Today's Your Birthday! 'Lil Freak!
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What list? smirk
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#1709180 - 06/12/12 12:22 PM Re: Today's Your Birthday! DeeQ
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