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#1708803 - 06/11/12 12:42 PM
Today's Your Birthday!
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The psych ward
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Happy birthday, TJ!
::fills shipping box with folding walker, Polydent, Life Alert penant and one year of monitoring, Depends (for incontinence and bedwetting issues), a case of Ensure, one ticket to Branson, Missouri, and uses extra-large font so TJ can see the message without his magnifying glass while typing on his EZ-Eyes keyboard)::
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#1708806 - 06/11/12 12:44 PM
Re: Today's Your Birthday!
'Lil Freak!
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Good Job, Lil Freak! Happy Cake Day, TJ!
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#1708818 - 06/11/12 01:02 PM
Re: Today's Your Birthday!
'Lil Freak!
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Happy Birthday! Hope your day is wonderful!
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#1708822 - 06/11/12 01:17 PM
Re: Today's Your Birthday!
'Lil Freak!
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Happy Birthday Thomas!
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#1708823 - 06/11/12 01:20 PM
Re: Today's Your Birthday!
'Lil Freak!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!
::adds a few tennis balls to the shipping box for the bottom of the walker::
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#1708826 - 06/11/12 01:23 PM
Re: Today's Your Birthday!
'Lil Freak!
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Running and riding everywhere ...
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Happy birthday!
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#1708836 - 06/11/12 01:39 PM
Re: Today's Your Birthday!
'Lil Freak!
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Happy birthday! Hope it's a good one!
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#1708853 - 06/11/12 02:01 PM
Re: Today's Your Birthday!
'Lil Freak!
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Happy birthday TJ! I'll add a case of Metamucil®, a box of only black jelly beans (since it's obvious that only old people like these) and two cases of 5-hour energy shots!
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#1708863 - 06/11/12 02:18 PM
Re: Today's Your Birthday!
'Lil Freak!
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Tea Jay! Tea Jay! Tea Jay!! Birthday! Challenge the youngster to a small race. Say oh.. 26.2 miles!
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#1708891 - 06/11/12 02:57 PM
Re: Today's Your Birthday!
'Lil Freak!
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Happy Birthday TJ. I hope you have a blessed day.
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#1708905 - 06/11/12 03:35 PM
Re: Today's Your Birthday!
manimal
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!
::adds a few tennis balls to the shipping box for the bottom of the walker:: Good addition! He hasn't mastered the rolling walker. And no motorized scooter for him!
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#1708962 - 06/11/12 05:19 PM
Re: Today's Your Birthday!
'Lil Freak!
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Happy Birthday.......and add a couple of bags of prunes to the box!
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#1708975 - 06/11/12 05:36 PM
Re: Today's Your Birthday!
'Lil Freak!
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::Repacks Freak's gift box and writes "open in 2022" when I am Freak's age. Accepts Mani's gift of tennis balls and challenges her to pick up her racquet. Bakes Matt a batch of "Special" Brownies with the Metamucil and 5 hour energy shots and shoots the black jelly bean from a slingshot at his car.::
Seriously, thanks for all the birthday wishes! Had a great get together with the kids and family over the weekend. Hope to go for a run after work and dinner with my Mom, without whom none of this would be possible!
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#1708994 - 06/11/12 05:54 PM
Re: Today's Your Birthday!
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::Bakes Matt a batch of "Special" Brownies with the Metamucil and 5 hour energy shots.:: Happy Birthday! ::if this works how I think it is going to work you won't want to be at work::
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#1709015 - 06/11/12 06:16 PM
Re: Today's Your Birthday!
'Lil Freak!
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Happy Birthday Tj!
::Puts candles on a woopie pie::
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#1709023 - 06/11/12 06:30 PM
Re: Today's Your Birthday!
HRH Okie Banker
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::if this works how I think it is going to work you won't want to be at work::
Running to the bathroom with extreme speed and energy? If I'm going to have to run there, I sure don't want to be sluggish. What he doesn't know is that we're planning a surprise birthday party at his place tonight...hope he has more than one bathroom available for all the guests to use!
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#1709031 - 06/11/12 06:40 PM
Re: Today's Your Birthday!
'Lil Freak!
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Pennsylvania
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I've got 2 bathrooms, we (you) should be good to go (so to speak)!
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#1709177 - 06/12/12 12:18 PM
Re: Today's Your Birthday!
thomasj
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Happy Birthday!!!! (I bet you thought I was part of "the list")...
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#1709180 - 06/12/12 12:22 PM
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Retired DQ
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