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#1735873 - 08/28/12 05:37 PM Re: SUNDAY NIGHT FUN manimal
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Originally Posted By: manimal
::adds BB1's favorite root beer to the collection basket::

grin


This girl is on the right track! grin

::twitchy eye emoticon::
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#1735881 - 08/28/12 05:54 PM Re: SUNDAY NIGHT FUN Summer Nights
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Ok Fine!!!
But its not all that great.
Dad had called and needed me to help with a litter of skunks and sure enough, one of the glands exploded and I got sprayed with scent. I went home to wash it off in the back yard with 10 kinds of soap and tomato juice. As I am trying to rid myself of the unsociable smell. My grandmother (aka Granny Grunt), shows up and yells "Steven Anthony, you smell like h3ll". She tells me to stand right there (like I was going anywhere else) and she would be right back. She comes back with....yup, a douche bag and proceeds to...well...douche me!! cry crazy
Once I stopped yelling and telling her stop it. I sudden;ly realized. I didnt stink.
But I live with the horror to this day! cry
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#1735885 - 08/28/12 06:12 PM Re: SUNDAY NIGHT FUN Summer Nights
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::adds vouchers for therapy to the collection basket::

laugh
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#1735886 - 08/28/12 06:14 PM Re: SUNDAY NIGHT FUN manimal
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so my blind date was coming over soon and I just came inside from mowing the lawn, there was no time for a shower so I douched myself, that took care of my funky smell


this could be a commercial!
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#1735892 - 08/28/12 06:20 PM Re: SUNDAY NIGHT FUN Peepers
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Wait - so grandma just dumped the douche on your body or she actually applied it as intended? eek
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#1735928 - 08/28/12 07:19 PM Re: SUNDAY NIGHT FUN Summer Nights
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Originally Posted By: Bbb1
She comes back with....yup, a douche bag


Your grandma knows Kanye West? laugh
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#1735946 - 08/28/12 07:39 PM Re: SUNDAY NIGHT FUN Summer Nights
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BBB, I'm assuming this is all made up. There's no way you can remember an event from that long ago, no matter how traumatic! Stop getting the people all riled up and go back to your WW1 documentaries and mumbling about how that was the last "real war". laugh
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#1736003 - 08/28/12 08:52 PM Re: SUNDAY NIGHT FUN Summer Nights
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I'm not that old.....and it was WWII! laugh

I'm afraid all the events were true and none of the names were changed cause no one was innocent!

Granny was a character! Never a sick day in her life till she died at 83. The week she passed away she had ordered a new slalom ski, because the one she had did cut fast enough to suit her. If I had said "Lets jump out of plane!" she would have only asked "When?!?!" grin
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#1736071 - 08/29/12 12:23 PM Re: SUNDAY NIGHT FUN Summer Nights
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BBB, I told my husband last night about your fix (very hard to do and keep a straight face), he laughed at first...until I told him to run and pickup a few so we had it on hand. Needless to say we are sticking with the formula we used, but it was funny to watch the look on his face.

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#1736076 - 08/29/12 12:41 PM Re: SUNDAY NIGHT FUN Summer Nights
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laugh !!
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#1736080 - 08/29/12 12:49 PM Re: SUNDAY NIGHT FUN Summer Nights
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Originally Posted By: Summer Nights
BBB, I told my husband last night about your fix (very hard to do and keep a straight face), he laughed at first...until I told him to run and pickup a few so we had it on hand. Needless to say we are sticking with the formula we used, but it was funny to watch the look on his face.


I have the name of a good psychiatrist..... laugh
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#1736090 - 08/29/12 01:01 PM Re: SUNDAY NIGHT FUN Summer Nights
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Originally Posted By: Summer Nights
BBB, I told my husband last night about your fix (very hard to do and keep a straight face), he laughed at first...until I told him to run and pickup a few so we had it on hand. Needless to say we are sticking with the formula we used, but it was funny to watch the look on his face.


There comes a point in every marriage when a man is asked to go purchase a product that he's never even touched before. I think it's some sort of required test. You get extra credit if she hands you a coupon and you have to get just the right one.
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#1736095 - 08/29/12 01:10 PM Re: SUNDAY NIGHT FUN Summer Nights
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Those words, blasting over the loudspeaker, still haunt me....
"MIKE, WE NEED A WHOLE CASE OF MASSENGILL SUMMER BREEZE!"....

eek
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#1736202 - 08/29/12 03:34 PM Re: SUNDAY NIGHT FUN Summer Nights
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<<<-----used to use this on horses for rain rot..til I figured out that vinegar worked just as well....was a whole lot cheaper and WAY LESS embarrassing to buy in quantities. grin

Makes me wonder if the key to skunk is the same as for the horses...simple change of ph?
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