Ok Fine!!!
But its not all that great.
Dad had called and needed me to help with a litter of skunks and sure enough, one of the glands exploded and I got sprayed with scent. I went home to wash it off in the back yard with 10 kinds of soap and tomato juice. As I am trying to rid myself of the unsociable smell. My grandmother (aka Granny Grunt), shows up and yells "Steven Anthony, you smell like h3ll". She tells me to stand right there (like I was going anywhere else) and she would be right back. She comes back with....yup, a douche bag and proceeds to...well...douche me!!
Once I stopped yelling and telling her stop it. I sudden;ly realized. I didnt stink.
But I live with the horror to this day!
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Run like the wind, but never forget gravity.